I am WAY the fuck up in the mountains of Arizona where life is almost like the 80's! People correct my lack of pronouns from my conditioning at work in the city! I love it here, I still work in the all the major metropolitan areas though. The only thing I miss while at home in the mountains is the epic food cities have to offer.
As far as your bullshit boat citation, that is the kind of pedantic crap that forced me out of the city. I audited two years of criminal justice so I would have some ability to stand up for myself in the legal system and have fought every ticket/citation since... Haven't lost a case yet. That being said, living in the city is nothing like life in the deep country and I acknowledge there are more complications with more people. Possibly the cliche' of having your cake and eating it too applies... I dearly love Asian food, foreign films, an active arts community, and Datsuns, However when at home in the mountains I have to settle for cheeseburger's, The Barbie movie, tractor pulls, & fords!