All right dude, take it to someone who knows what they are doing. You need to learn too much. If you do not know how to turn your motor, don't have the tools or the skills. Then take to a good repair shop and pay your money!
In the mean time get a factory service manual and read it. Go take a couple of auto classes at the local jr. college. And go buy some good tools like snap-on, mac, or matco. If you don't plan on working on cars then get some cheep tools like craftsman, or what ever your local autozone sells (busting your knuckles only once or twice isn't too bad, but if you plan on using your tools more than once you will get tired of busting your knuckles so buy good tools). Besides if you can't take the cover off and tell how to adjust valve lash by taking a good look at things. Your starter can turn the motor but you can't? Did the kids call you noodle arm?
Sorry, couldn't help it.
Good luck