Lets see, I have had problem with paypal scammers, had a thread on it here with the guys full name and phone number...what a dumbass. Also called Paypal and gave them his name and number.
I have answered the phone numerous ways over the years, Phantom Mortuary, Honest kramers QUALITY used cars, Kramers China Buffet(NO, I no see youre cat, stop carring!), sometimes a loud "WHAT!!!???!!!", Hey fuckface is a favorite, Gloria Ironbox attorny at law, specializing in sexual harassment is a good one, I have used Niles Standish before, yes yes, occaisionally I break out the Lumberg treatment, Kramer's Portajohn service, No1 in the No2 business, Kramer's Animal processing, no questions asked, most were replied with a dial tone....
Probably the best was one night with a "honky tonk special" back at the house, and a close friend called, so I put a hand over her mouth and answered...after about ten minutes I told him waht was going on and sent him a picture message...
I really hope I wasnt too vulgar with this one...I tried to be vague in case there was any children 12 or under reading
I am lmao writing and thinkibng about this...