I'm BLUE Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Rub it out and then let her know you can take care of business without her. Otherwise she thinks she has you in the vagina ViseGrips and bargains from a position of strength. There has to be more equality. Withholding sex is not how it should work. One or both of you should start communicating effectively instead of being assholes. Suggest indulging in grudge or hate sex for a while with lots of name calling and swearing, but talk afterwards don't sleep. It's like fighting with pillows or assault with a friendly weapon. What do women want? fucked if I know but if they think they are holding all the cards (sitting on them actually) it's way more difficult to find common ground. That'll be $0.05 Tl;DR #FML .....wait....name calling and swearing isn't part of the routine ? 3 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We have young kids, so the normal grudgefuck doesn’t apply. It’s an odd thing when women have kids, all of a sudden they act like everyone is their subordinate. I do routinely fuck up by saying things like “fuck you bitch, it’s only friction”, and “you were worth putting up with when you were 19 and soooo much sexier”. I’m more than partially to blame, I’m not about to cow tow just to get stink up on the hangdown. It’s not all fml...but for the next 3-5 days it is. 4 Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We have young kids, so the normal grudgefuck doesn’t apply. It’s an odd thing when women have kids, all of a sudden they act like everyone is their subordinate. I do routinely fuck up by saying things like “fuck you bitch, it’s only friction”, and “you were worth putting up with when you were 19 and soooo much sexier”. I’m more than partially to blame, I’m not about to cow tow just to get stink up on the hangdown. It’s not all fml...but for the next 3-5 days it is....mellow out on "fuck u bitch"..this doesn't help. Been married for 24 years today. 4 Quote Link to comment
510freak Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 fml,its orange,but not the correct orange to match my 510 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 fml,its orange,but not the correct orange to match my 510 I've passed on three of those because I can't stand seeing the SR under the hood. Quote Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 I'm old - FML for me is "Found My Liniment". Or maybe "Fondle My Ligament". 2 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 ...mellow out on "fuck u bitch"..this doesn't help. Been married for 24 years today. We’ve been together 17 years, married 13 in a couple weeks. We always talked shit and fought verbally, then tore each other up in the sack, but that doesn’t work anymore cuz the kids won’t sleep in their own room yet. It’s led to fighting and not making up, which leads to more fights. #FML 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We have young kids, so the normal grudgefuck doesn’t apply. It’s an odd thing when women have kids, all of a sudden they act like everyone is their subordinate. I do routinely fuck up by saying things like “fuck you bitch, it’s only friction”, and “you were worth putting up with when you were 19 and soooo much sexier”. I’m more than partially to blame, I’m not about to cow tow just to get stink up on the hangdown. It’s not all fml...but for the next 3-5 days it is. Call Rossie Palm, she's great and never says no, or my head hurts, or I'm on the rag, she gets down no questions asked. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Says the trucker. 2 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 You know it! 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We’ve been together 17 years, married 13 in a couple weeks. We always talked shit and fought verbally, then tore each other up in the sack, but that doesn’t work anymore cuz the kids won’t sleep in their own room yet. It’s led to fighting and not making up, which leads to more fights. #FML It's your time to put up I'm afraid. Also, how long has the co sleeping been going? Might change my stance. Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We’ve been together 17 years, married 13 in a couple weeks. We always talked shit and fought verbally, then tore each other up in the sack, but that doesn’t work anymore cuz the kids won’t sleep in their own room yet. It’s led to fighting and not making up, which leads to more fights. #FML ...very hard to do, but one has to choose the high ground. I'm much more patient than my wife, easier for me to forgive and forget, what do they say, "to err is human, to forgive is Devine", try it..it may work. But somebody has to show restraint. Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 tr8er the Dr Phil of Ratsun? BIG FML! :ROFL: 3 Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Call Rossie Palm, she's great and never says no, or my head hurts, or I'm on the rag, she gets down no questions asked....yep, you don't have to take her out to dinner, flowers are not needed, nor coach purse. 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 You know her too!!! Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Want tail? Kick her out of the house for a day and clean it. May take you a time or two to get some...cuz you've been a bit of a dick...just sayin'. #fyl 1 Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Yep...and if you divorce her she won't take 1/2... Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 I've been married 26 years and I hear you man. Not going to assume it's the same for you, but my wife and I were sacrificing a lot to meet the needs of the family, and rarely had our relationship needs met. Kids are need machines and eventually I blamed her for not meeting my needs. Turned out she was blaming me of the same thing and shocker, everything started falling apart. It wasn't until we admitted shit wasn't working and we needed to adjust, or Paradime family would bust. That isn't a one way street though, you got to work together to take care for each other. 4 Quote Link to comment
xxmass Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Learn from experience and stop repeating the things that create friction. <— Works with racing 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Get kids in their own room(s). Simple to say but difficult in practice. They don't belong or deserve to be there. There are baby monitors that are two way radios so you can comfort them from a distance. All they need is reassurance that you're there. Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 My 80lb American staffy decided to steal the puppy’s food last night...and blew stank assed bully breed farts...all fucking night long. At one point, it woke me up so I sprayed orange oil fart spray. This morning I woke up to the smell of shitty oranges. #fmd...fml 5 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 All the good looking females at work are pregnant and showing so I no longer have as much to look at Also I need to pee And I don't want to be here 2 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 All the good looking females at work are pregnant and showing so I no longer have as much to look a Also I need to pee And I don't want to be here Well, since you're in the bathroom now, you can just wrench on your junk about what the hot girls used to look like. Quote Link to comment
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