datzenmike Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 FML lasted 5 days till I fixed what wasn't my fault. Was the shelf life of 5 days too short? To qualify must a FML be a permanent thing like an amputation? or can you put on a prosthetic later? Like hobo quitting his job to end it? If it's fixable is it a FML? Till Sun afternoon I didn't know it was fixable. Quote Link to comment
tdaaj Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I worried about losing my job because I didn't have my mandatory operators license, once I got my license, I make less than I did as an OIT, #fml 2 Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Been waiting on a shipment from Tristin for 20years , so guess I'll die first. Kinda wondef if its vanished into smoke. His courier , dwnshfter, decided to pull out all of his wiring before transporting the precious cargo. Luckily , ghettobraden , and his homies offered to drop the shipment off with a rebellious note (hint hint). I think Braden and his crew must of contracted buttlice from wagdatto , but have no fear......there ain't any NOTES to leave about it !..... round here ! Oh well.....guess I'll take a giant JDM510.....whilst I wait...... FML.....unless....the way way back machine is working again ??? Make RATSUN (2009) GREAT AGAIN !!!! Lame........... don't like .....don't follow.....FUCK YOU NOTES !!! *plans to data mines and advertise to everyone in thread* FML..... lies......all lies...... fiction yo 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Been waiting on a shipment from Tristin for 20years , so guess I'll die first. Kinda wondef if its vanished into smoke. His courier , dwnshfter, decided to pull out all of his wiring before transporting the precious cargo. Luckily , ghettobraden , and his homies offered to drop the shipment off with a rebellious note (hint hint). I think Braden and his crew must of contracted buttlice from wagdatto , but have no fear......there ain't any NOTES to leave about it !..... round here ! Oh well.....guess I'll take a giant JDM510.....whilst I wait...... FML.....unless....the way way back machine is working again ??? Make RATSUN (2009) GREAT AGAIN !!!! Lame........... don't like .....don't follow.....FUCK YOU NOTES !!! *plans to data mines and advertise to everyone in thread* FML..... lies......all lies...... fiction yo You know that 95% of the current population has no idea what you just said....and that is a lil bit of an #fml. 4 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 On that note...local Walmart and Targets got the new series of Lego Minifigures in stock...so...fuck this shit, I'm out. 1 Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 You know that 95% of the current population has no idea what you just said....and that is a lil bit of an #fml. Damn dawg....I'm butthurt... #FML Lolz 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I worried about losing my job because I didn't have my mandatory operators license, once I got my license, I make less than I did as an OIT, #fml Now that's really fucked up! :( Quote Link to comment
captain720 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I had to move last month so instead of a garage I now have a spot of gravel and my tool trailer. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I found my keys, but I can't drive. Quote Link to comment
Antihero983 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Work is dead, and I'm broke AF. FML. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I got my headlights working together. But waiting on other wiring stuff before putting the front end of my car back together so still can't drive it. Fml 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Also I did yesterdays work today so busy twiddling my thumb and laying tape. Fucking bored 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 It's Taco Tuesday...and my Friday at work...#nofml. 3 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I rarely get to fmw so fml...and I take my kids to gymnastics where all the coaches are sexy as hell and I can’t take it out on wifey cause she withholds the poon whenever she’s pissed at me which seems to be always these days. Not sure if this is fml or cuz butthurt 4 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Wife is butthurt, FML is I think how that would be dolomite. 2 Quote Link to comment
I'm BLUE Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 .....Ran out of TP at work.... none to be found within waddling distance.... Hmmmm.... ^^^ #FML or butthurt ? 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 FML with a hint of buttsmell... 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Post pics of wife to verify #fml. 2 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Post pics of wife to verify #fml. If she was a hog it wouldn’t be fml, the fml is the withholding part. Not posting oics of wifey...cuz 510kreeper 5 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 .....Ran out of TP at work.... none to be found within waddling distance.... Hmmmm.... ^^^ #FML or butthurt ? If regular shit...fml, if acidy diarrhea...cuz butthurt 2 Quote Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Jeez, you fuckers are depressing the shit out of me here :rofl: #fml 6 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 I rarely get to fmw so fml...and I take my kids to gymnastics where all the coaches are sexy as hell and I can’t take it out on wifey cause she withholds the poon whenever she’s pissed at me which seems to be always these days. Not sure if this is fml or cuz butthurt Rub it out and then let her know you can take care of business without her. Otherwise she thinks she has you in the vagina ViseGrips and bargains from a position of strength. There has to be more equality. Withholding sex is not how it should work. One or both of you should start communicating effectively instead of being assholes. Suggest indulging in grudge or hate sex for a while with lots of name calling and swearing, but talk afterwards don't sleep. It's like fighting with pillows or assault with a friendly weapon. What do women want? fucked if I know but if they think they are holding all the cards (sitting on them actually) it's way more difficult to find common ground. That'll be $0.05 1 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 That's just how women get devorce settlements. Like when guys make women angry enough to dump you so you can still hook up with her hot friend. 2 Quote Link to comment
Dolomite Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 We have young kids, so the normal grudgefuck doesn’t apply. It’s an odd thing when women have kids, all of a sudden they act like everyone is their subordinate. I do routinely fuck up by saying things like “fuck you bitch, it’s only friction”, and “you were worth putting up with when you were 19 and soooo much sexier”. I’m more than partially to blame, I’m not about to cow tow just to get stink up on the hangdown. It’s not all fml...but for the next 3-5 days it is. 2 Quote Link to comment
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