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FML lasted 5 days till I fixed what wasn't my fault. Was the shelf life of 5 days too short? To qualify must a FML be a permanent thing like an amputation? or can you put on a prosthetic later? Like hobo quitting his job to end it? If it's fixable is it a FML? Till Sun afternoon I didn't know it was fixable.

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Been waiting on a shipment from Tristin for 20years , so guess I'll die first. Kinda wondef if its vanished into smoke. His courier , dwnshfter, decided to pull out all of his wiring before transporting the precious cargo. Luckily , ghettobraden , and his homies offered to drop the shipment off with a rebellious note (hint hint). I think Braden and his crew must of contracted buttlice from wagdatto , but have no fear......there ain't any NOTES to leave about it !..... round here !

 

Oh well.....guess I'll take a giant JDM510.....whilst I wait......

 

 

FML.....unless....the way way back machine is working again ???

 

 

 

Make RATSUN (2009) GREAT AGAIN !!!!

 

 

 

Lame........... don't like .....don't follow.....FUCK YOU NOTES !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*plans to data mines and advertise to everyone in thread*

 

 

 

FML.....

 

 

 

lies......all lies...... fiction yo

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Been waiting on a shipment from Tristin for 20years , so guess I'll die first. Kinda wondef if its vanished into smoke. His courier , dwnshfter, decided to pull out all of his wiring before transporting the precious cargo. Luckily , ghettobraden , and his homies offered to drop the shipment off with a rebellious note (hint hint). I think Braden and his crew must of contracted buttlice from wagdatto , but have no fear......there ain't any NOTES to leave about it !..... round here !

Oh well.....guess I'll take a giant JDM510.....whilst I wait......

FML.....unless....the way way back machine is working again ???

Make RATSUN (2009) GREAT AGAIN !!!!

Lame........... don't like .....don't follow.....FUCK YOU NOTES !!!

*plans to data mines and advertise to everyone in thread*

FML.....

lies......all lies...... fiction yo

 

You know that 95% of the current population has no idea what you just said....and that is a lil bit of an #fml.

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I rarely get to fmw so fml...and I take my kids to gymnastics where all the coaches are sexy as hell and I can’t take it out on wifey cause she withholds the poon whenever she’s pissed at me which seems to be always these days.

 

Not sure if this is fml or cuz butthurt

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I rarely get to fmw so fml...and I take my kids to gymnastics where all the coaches are sexy as hell and I can’t take it out on wifey cause she withholds the poon whenever she’s pissed at me which seems to be always these days.

 

Not sure if this is fml or cuz butthurt

 

Rub it out and then let her know you can take care of business without her. Otherwise she thinks she has you in the vagina ViseGrips and bargains from a position of strength. There has to be more equality. Withholding sex is not how it should work. One or both of you should start communicating effectively instead of being assholes. Suggest indulging in grudge or hate sex for a while with lots of name calling and swearing, but talk afterwards don't sleep. It's like fighting with pillows or assault with a friendly weapon. What do women want? fucked if I know but if they think they are holding all the cards (sitting on them actually) it's way more difficult to find common ground.

 

 

That'll be $0.05

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We have young kids, so the normal grudgefuck doesn’t apply. It’s an odd thing when women have kids, all of a sudden they act like everyone is their subordinate. I do routinely fuck up by saying things like “fuck you bitch, it’s only friction”, and “you were worth putting up with when you were 19 and soooo much sexier”. I’m more than partially to blame, I’m not about to cow tow just to get stink up on the hangdown. It’s not all fml...but for the next 3-5 days it is.

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