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matter of responsibility, i'd much rather us not be stuck at the house because i decided to get stoned. i know people that do it with their children but usually there's more than one parent in the house. the mom that lives with my daughter and i aren't home so i don't have backup in case of needing transportation somewhere

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I can't find my keys. 

 

All last week I've been getting the heat from my wife because her second set of keys are missing. I used them to move the car to get my Datsun out. I would usually put them back where they belong but they aren't there. So Yesterday I checked her coat pockets....and there they were. Smug smile.

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