VFR800 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Gato has his thread with no FML or politics and seeing so as how politics is verboten forum wide decided some FML would be a good filler. Any FML is welcome here. 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Argh. Another GD thread. #fml. 3 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Local Walmarts have not stocked the new Lego minifigure sets yet!? #fml. 3 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 P.o. hacked the wiring on my car, need a new fender and bumper and a bunch of bolts. Out of money after buying new wiring for said car. Fml 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Can't get high because I have the daughter by myself. Huge fml 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Fuck my eggroll just burnt the shit out of my thumb. 2 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 That always happens to me when I try to fuck my eggroll. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Can't get high because I have the daughter by myself. Huge fml Don't follow. 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 That always happens to me when I try to fuck my eggroll. goddamn english majors 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Don't follow. matter of responsibility, i'd much rather us not be stuck at the house because i decided to get stoned. i know people that do it with their children but usually there's more than one parent in the house. the mom that lives with my daughter and i aren't home so i don't have backup in case of needing transportation somewhere 3 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Drugs are bad mmmkay 2 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 that includes caffeine, nicotine and sugar 1 Quote Link to comment
racerx Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 Anything that helps with too much dopamine is not good. 1 Quote Link to comment
HOGIE Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I just pooped my pants 1 Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I just pooped my pants How is this an #fml? Quote Link to comment
240zness Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 This is the thread lol 1 Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 It happened while sitting in his NL, gato Quote Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I'd shit my pants over something awesome like owning an NL. 2 Quote Link to comment
captain720 Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 Couldn't get the Miata trans in because the PO decided not to put any flanges on argggggg. Also my phone broke and I think I need to replace my 720s u joint 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I can't find my keys. 2 Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 My toilet is not elongated. 2 Quote Link to comment
thisismatt Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 My toilet is not elongated.Mine neither Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 I can't find my keys. All last week I've been getting the heat from my wife because her second set of keys are missing. I used them to move the car to get my Datsun out. I would usually put them back where they belong but they aren't there. So Yesterday I checked her coat pockets....and there they were. Smug smile. 4 Quote Link to comment
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