240zness Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Man that Adelaide.. 510s back if the grid , that Sylvia in top ten.. cold morning , wow What lingo?? 2 Quote Link to comment
Ooph! Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I am really enjoying this improved production race series. The only problem is the races are to short to get a real shake out. accent/lingo sometimes I lose track of which car the guys are talking about. I loved watching this and I learned something, I had no idea a B110/ 1200? would come any where near keeping up with an Rx7? I'd love to visit Australia again maybe I'll win the lottery and go where and when I want too. 3 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Sorry to hear that about both your families with cancer, my aunt just ended her battle with colon a few months ago, it was a long and enduring ordeal to have to go through, both for loved ones and greater for her, especially being diagnosed just 2 months after my Dad's sudden death. My heart goes out to everyone dealing with cancer. :fu: cancer :fu: Thanks KO,I appreciate it and also 100% agree about the cancer sentiments cause two of my Aunts who were very close and also amongst the most decent and kind people I've ever known were taken from cancer. Fuck Cancer. I am really enjoying this improved production race series. The only problem is the races are to short to get a real shake out. accent/lingo sometimes I lose track of which car the guys are talking about. Ah yeah,Clipsal 500. My fave race will always be Bathurst but the Adelaide 500 is a fun race to watch also. 2 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 I loved watching this and I learned something, I had no idea a B110/ 1200? would come any where near keeping up with an Rx7? I'd love to visit Australia again maybe I'll win the lottery and go where and when I want too. You're always welcome here in Ozzieland mate!! 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-19/crocodile-attack-teenager-bitten-arm-far-north-queensland/8367258 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-20/teenagers-petition-on-hospital-parking-fees-leads-to-cuts/8368518 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 http://www.couriermail.com.au/business/1970s-muscle-cars-roaring-back-as-lucrative-investments/news-story/32791326a53ff6ba84528280b3b1af60 Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 http://www.couriermail.com.au/business/1970s-muscle-cars-roaring-back-as-lucrative-investments/news-story/32791326a53ff6ba84528280b3b1af60 "You've reached apremium article" not much to read other then the web site looking for money. 1 Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 "You've reached a premium article" not much to read other then the web site looking for money. Sorry about that.they seem to have a geo-block on that. 1 Quote Link to comment
125 CSL Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 What was the article about? Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 I cannot even recall........ :blush: Quote Link to comment
KoHeartsGPA Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Aussie Aussie Aussie.... Oi Oi Oi! 3 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Neat place, Australia. On my bucket list of places I want to travel to. Sounds like I'll need a good stick. Can you provide details on what makes a good stick? 1 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Oh yeah, and you guys have Steve. I like 'em too. 2 Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 A good stick. 4ft long, 3-4 inches round and I generally fill the end of mine with lead shot so they hurt more when you hit people with them. The sad thing is, the Douglas Adams post I put in this thread is probably the most accurate description of us I've ever seen written by a non Australian. 2 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 A good stick. 4ft long, 3-4 inches round and I generally fill the end of mine with lead shot so they hurt more when you hit people with them. Lead shot? I see. I thought the stick was for spiders. Double duty. Nice. 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 The following is by Douglas Adams of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" fame. Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large amount of the bottom half of the planet. It is recognizable from orbit because of many unusual features; including what at first looks like an enormous bite taken out of its southern edge where a wall of sheer cliffs plunge into the girting sea. Geologists assure us that this was simply an accident of geomorphology but they still call it the "Great Australian Bight" proving that, not only are they covering up a more frightening theory, but they can't spell either! The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place. Where other landmasses are classified as continents, islands or countries, Australia is considered to be all three. Typically, it is unique in this. The second confusing thing about Australia is the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd and Sheep. Of the 10 most poisonous arachnids on the planet, Australia has 9. Or it would be more accurate to say that of the 9 most Poisonous arachnids, Australia has them all. However there are few Snakes, possibly because the spiders have killed them all. Visitors should be careful to check inside boots before putting them on, under toilet seats before sitting down)and generally everywhere else where spiders might lurk. A stick is very useful for this task. Another confusing thing about Australia is the inhabitants. Around 40,000 years ago some people arrived in boats from the north. They ate all the available food and a lot of them died. The ones who survived learned respect for the balance of nature, man's proper place in the scheme of things and spiders. They settled in and spent a lot of the intervening time making up strange stories. Then, around 200 years ago, Europeans arrived from the north. More accurately, European convicts were sent, with a few deranged people in charge of them. They tried to plant their crops in autumn, failing to take account of the reversal of the seasons, then ate all their food so a lot of them died. That was when the sheep arrived and have been treasured ever since. It is interesting to note that the Europeans always consider themselves vastly superior to any other race they encounter since they can lie, cheat, steal, and litigate - supposedly the marks of a civilized culture. Whereas all the Aboriginals can do is happily survive being left in the middle of a vast red-hot desert, equipped with a stick. Eventually, the new arrivals stopped being Europeans on extended holiday and became Australians. The changes in them were subtle, but deep, caused by the mind-stretching expanses of nothingness and the eerie quiet, where a person can sit perfectly still and look deep inside themselves to the core of their essence, their reasons for being, and the necessity of checking inside their boots every morning for fatal surprises. They also picked up the most finely tuned sense of irony in the world plus the Aboriginal gift for making up stories. But be warned! There is also the matter of the beaches. Australian beaches are the nicest and best in the world, although anyone actually venturing into the sea will have to contend with surfboarders, sharks, stinging jellyfish and stonefish, which sit on the sea bed pretending to be a rock with venomous barbs sticking out of its back that will kill just from the pain. However, watching a beach sunset is worth the risk. As a result of all the hardship, dirt, thirst and weird animals, you would expect Australians to be a dour lot. Instead, they are genial, jolly, cheerful and always willing to offer a kind word to a stranger. Faced with insurmountable odds and impossible problems, they smile disarmingly and look for a stick. They have achieved major engineering feats with sheets of corrugated iron, string, and mud. Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is in reality, the 'other side' of that fence. They call the land "Oz" or "Godzone" (a verbal contraction of "God's Own Country"). The irritating thing is that they may be right. There are several traps for the unsuspecting traveler, though. Do not, under any circumstances, suggest that the beer is imperfect, unless you are comparing it to another kind of Australian beer. Do not wear Hawaiian shirts. Religion and Politics are fairly safe topics of conversation because Australians don't care too much about either, but SPORT is a minefield. The only correct answer to "So, howdya' like our country, he?" is ....."Best (insert your own regional swear word here) little country in the world!" It is very likely that, on arriving, some cheerful Australians will 'adopt' you on your first night and take you to a pub where Australian Beer is served. Despite the obvious danger, do not refuse because it is a form of initiation rite. You will wake up late the next day with an astonishing hangover, a foul taste in your mouth and wearing strange clothes. Your hosts will usually make sure you get home and waive off any legal difficulties with "It's his first time in Australia, so we took him to the pub", to which the police will sagely nod and close their notebooks. Be sure to tell the story of those events to every other Australian you encounter, adding new embellishments at every stage and noting how strong the beer was. Thus you will be accepted into this unique culture. Typical Australian sayings you should learn to use use:- * G'Day! She'll be right mate. No Worries. Tips to Surviving Australia: - NEVER put your hand down a hole for any reason WHATSOEVER. - The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is. - Always carry a stick. - Air-conditioning is imperative. - Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained linguist and extremely good in a fist fight. - Wear thick socks. - Invest in good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby. - If you leave the urban areas carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die. - Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore. How to identify Australians: * They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallets. * They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin". * They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep. * They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga", but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy". * Their hamburgers always contain beetroot. Apparently it's a must have. * They don't think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to touch. * They will react in horror when companies try to market "Anzac cookies". * They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 bringing it back to current page for reference 2 Quote Link to comment
q-tip Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Lead shot? I see. I though the stick was for spiders. Double duty. Nice. That is for the spiders. 1 Quote Link to comment
Ratwagon1600 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 I dont think you guys just quite understand how fucked up some of the spiders and snakes we have here are! Ive actually shot a spider with a .410 shotgun. Overkil, maybe a little, but, you dont want to get bitten by the fuckers. I picked up an alternator I had lying outside yesterday and three female redback spiders had decided to make a nest in part of it. Scary thing is its only been outside for a week. 4 Quote Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 I dont think you guys just quite understand how fucked up some of the spiders and snakes we have here are! Ive actually shot a spider with a .410 shotgun. Overkil, maybe a little, but, you dont want to get bitten by the fuckers. I picked up an alternator I had lying outside yesterday and three female redback spiders had decided to make a nest in part of it. Scary thing is its only been outside for a week. Don't you guys have the spiders that hunt, kill and eat mice? Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Don't you guys have the spiders that hunt, kill and eat mice? There's one I can think of but you don't see them in the suburbs maybe more like in the actual bush. Cause there's a few decent predator birds here that would take those on,they do it to the snakes too. Quote Link to comment
Draker Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 What touristy stuff is a must see/do down under? Australia has been appealing but ibhave no idea what to do once there. Been waffling between a few places to go on a trip. Ideally the less terrorists the better so Europe is looking less appealing every day. Quote Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Sydney Harbour is good,Ayers Rock (in Northern Territory),Melbourne,Tasmania also have a lot of tourist shit to do. Queensland has Cairns way up North and if you got some decent coin,the Whitsunday Islands are nice as well as the Great Barrier Reef. Port Douglas is a sweet spot but again you need good coin to stay there. Quote Link to comment
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