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Any other members here ever walk into a grand chinese buffet hall and get overwhelmed with a strong sexual desire for a female wait staff?

 

I think its all the pink napkins and fake crystal that does it for me.

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sounds like y'all got nicer Chinese places than we do here. all the local Chinese hostesses dress like the little man in the black pajamas. it makes for a fun lunch when I take my Vietnam vet out for a bite. I like to catch him warily eyeing a passing employee (pic related) as I return from the buffet, walk up behind him and yell something like, "OH MY GOD, TIM! IS THAT CHARLEY OVER BEHIND THE SALAD BAR!?!". He has reached for CCW a couple of times. dude has survived cancer three times (lung, testicular and eye) and now has it in his colon but is refusing treatment. He says ain't scared of dying so long as it's on his terms.

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sounds like y'all got nicer Chinese places than we do here. all the local Chinese hostesses dress like the little man in the black pajamas. it makes for a fun lunch when I take my Vietnam vet out for a bite. I like to catch him warily eyeing a passing employee (pic related) as I return from the buffet, walk up behind him and yell something like, "OH MY GOD, TIM! IS THAT CHARLEY OVER BEHIND THE SALAD BAR!?!". He has reached for CCW a couple of times. dude has survived cancer three times (lung, testicular and eye) and now has it in his colon but is refusing treatment. He says ain't scared of dying so long as it's on his terms.

 

 

Good on 'im if dying with a bleeding rectum is on his terms.

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Not really, I actually do it on purpose.

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