captain720 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Welding porn! 4 Link to comment
paradime Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Nick Blachurst on Bad Obsession Q&A 2.0 "I would rather do easy things. Just so happens that to achieve what I want, it's not easy. Doesn't mean you don't do it." 2 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-02-06/us-woman-wins-559-million-lotto-but-wants-to-stay-anonymous/9402066 Most of the article is about the winner from NH but this part - my Father would always mention it whenever big winnings was talked about. It was a major story/event in Australia at the time as the article says. Sydney boy abducted, ransom demanded after lottery win An Australian boy was murdered after a significant lottery win. Graeme Thorne, who lived in Sydney with his parents, had what seemed like the good fortune in 1960 to win 100,000 pounds in an Opera House lottery. The Thornes' names and address were splashed across newspapers, along with the date the winnings would be paid. Graeme was abducted and a ransom demanded for his return, but he was murdered shortly after being taken. A man named Stephen Bradley was eventually arrested and sentenced to life in prison for killing Thorne. At the time, the Thorne case was said to have marked the end of Australian innocence. Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 The end of the innocence would have been far earlier, say the late 1780s when over 150,000 convicts began arriving.... 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Well considering that the Aboriginals did not call the continent AUSTRALIA no. Link to comment
thisismatt Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 And here I thought it wasn't until dingos started eating babies... 2 Link to comment
heywier427 Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 It was a pretty, cold, sunny morning when I got up.8:00 I made a snowman.8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.8:15 I made a snow woman.8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.9:30 I realized that I should have stayed in bed.So, how is your day going ? -Stolen from infamous 7 Link to comment
KELMO Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Somewhat better, we have no snow here right now. 2 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 PSA: Never finger bang after eating the hot Cheetos. That is all. 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 If yer going to bang something. use the right tool. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Then why did a god ever invent the Crescent wrench? 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 He didn't, that's the work of the devil. Link to comment
Dolomite Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 PSA: Never finger bang after eating the hot Cheetos. That is all. Holy fuckinell gato, I honestly hope that was a joke. I once absentmindedly scratched my sack whilst eating wasabi peas...you’ll never make that mistake twice. Link to comment
hobospyder Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I've seen guys make the mistake of dealing with paint stripper at work and not washing their hands before peeing, a other mistake you don't make twice 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 He didn't, that's the work of the devil. Is the devil not a god? Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Go Eagles! 1 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Is the devil not a god? Once one of the most beautiful of angels, he was a cast out for defying god. In Milton'e poem the devil is quoted as saying "Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 I've seen guys make the mistake of dealing with strippers at work and not washing their hands before peeing, a other mistake you don't make twice Uwwwww. Bad idea Link to comment
VFR800 Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Once one of the most beautiful of angels, he was a cast out for defying god. In Milton'e poem the devil is quoted as saying "Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven." So Laotsu is the Devil? Link to comment
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