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                                   UGH!!! UGH!!! UGH!!!.....and just UGH!!!

           I guess Aztek owners need to replace them with something.

 

Just replace the Aztek owners.

 

With Datsun owners.

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I had just stepped out of the shower once and there was a knock at the door. I peeked and saw two women outside, one about my age, one somewhat younger. Both easy on the eyes, and clearly Witnesses, as I saw the Awake and Watchtower handouts they always leave when you don't answer the door.

 

I wrapped the towel around my waist and went to the door.

 

At first, both women seemed to not notice and immediately began to proselytize.

 

I engaged them confidently in a religious discussion, but worked to derail the conversation. I also started hitting on the gal that was my age, invited them in for coffee. Both of them started to become uneasy, and tried to end the encounter.

 

I had other plans.

 

And so did my wiener. It started to respond and the towel was beginning to look like I was having a tent revival meeting.

 

Didn't have another visit form the Witnesses ever again. I think the word got out that a sexual deviant lived at my house or something.

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I had just stepped out of the shower once and there was a knock at the door. I peeked and saw two women outside, one about my age, one somewhat younger. Both easy on the eyes, and clearly Witnesses, as I saw the Awake and Watchtower handouts they always leave when you don't answer the door.

 

I wrapped the towel around my waist and went to the door.

 

At first, both women seemed to not notice and immediately began to proselytize.

 

I engaged them confidently in a religious discussion, but worked to derail the conversation. I also started hitting on the gal that was my age, invited them in for coffee. Both of them started to become uneasy, and tried to end the encounter.

 

I had other plans.

 

And so did my wiener. It started to respond and the towel was beginning to look like I was having a tent revival meeting.

 

Didn't have another visit form the Witnesses ever again. I think the word got out that a sexual deviant lived at my house or something.

back before my daughter was born lived in a duplex with my ex wife. worked second shift and had a married couple as land owners. at first, they would come by themselves but the male stopped coming for a while and the land lady somehow managed to come over right as i was getting out of the shower. happened like 3 times, then they started coming over together and never separate. it wasn't like i was doing it on purpose just every time she came over i was either just getting up and taking a shower

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back before my daughter was born lived in a duplex with my ex wife. worked second shift and had a married couple as land owners. at first, they would come by themselves but the male stopped coming for a while and the land lady somehow managed to come over right as i was getting out of the shower. happened like 3 times, then they started coming over together and never separate. it wasn't like i was doing it on purpose just every time she came over i was either just getting up and taking a shower

 

Maybe they were looking to have ménage à trois.

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