Royal Sierra Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Ratsun FB used to be funny... 4 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 So I went to high school with this chick and boinked her recently. When she lost her v card they didnt have a condom so they used a sandwich bag... but..... what? Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 her nickname was ziplock 1 Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Im buzzed and its funny 2 Link to comment
240zness Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 White doves matter Egret 3 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Get that shit outta here. 1 Link to comment
thisismatt Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Get that shit outta here. That's what he said... 1 Link to comment
angliagt Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 UGH!!! UGH!!! UGH!!!.....and just UGH!!! I guess Aztek owners need to replace them with something. 3 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Good video! It's the unfiltered wheat beer of sports cars. Nice. 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 UGH!!! UGH!!! UGH!!!.....and just UGH!!! I guess Aztek owners need to replace them with something. Just replace the Aztek owners. With Datsun owners. Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Egret But the egret didn't matter to anyone but the cougar. Mmmmm . . . . . . . . . tasty egret. Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 Get that shit outta here. Flatcat confirmed for illegal alien 1 Link to comment
angliagt Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 My Friend's Wife,upon seeing them coming to the door, stripped naked,& then answered it. They didn't stay long. 2 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 21, 2017 Report Share Posted April 21, 2017 I had just stepped out of the shower once and there was a knock at the door. I peeked and saw two women outside, one about my age, one somewhat younger. Both easy on the eyes, and clearly Witnesses, as I saw the Awake and Watchtower handouts they always leave when you don't answer the door. I wrapped the towel around my waist and went to the door. At first, both women seemed to not notice and immediately began to proselytize. I engaged them confidently in a religious discussion, but worked to derail the conversation. I also started hitting on the gal that was my age, invited them in for coffee. Both of them started to become uneasy, and tried to end the encounter. I had other plans. And so did my wiener. It started to respond and the towel was beginning to look like I was having a tent revival meeting. Didn't have another visit form the Witnesses ever again. I think the word got out that a sexual deviant lived at my house or something. Link to comment
paradime Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 Egret [/url White egrets are a dime a dozen. 1 Link to comment
hobospyder Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 I had just stepped out of the shower once and there was a knock at the door. I peeked and saw two women outside, one about my age, one somewhat younger. Both easy on the eyes, and clearly Witnesses, as I saw the Awake and Watchtower handouts they always leave when you don't answer the door. I wrapped the towel around my waist and went to the door. At first, both women seemed to not notice and immediately began to proselytize. I engaged them confidently in a religious discussion, but worked to derail the conversation. I also started hitting on the gal that was my age, invited them in for coffee. Both of them started to become uneasy, and tried to end the encounter. I had other plans. And so did my wiener. It started to respond and the towel was beginning to look like I was having a tent revival meeting. Didn't have another visit form the Witnesses ever again. I think the word got out that a sexual deviant lived at my house or something. back before my daughter was born lived in a duplex with my ex wife. worked second shift and had a married couple as land owners. at first, they would come by themselves but the male stopped coming for a while and the land lady somehow managed to come over right as i was getting out of the shower. happened like 3 times, then they started coming over together and never separate. it wasn't like i was doing it on purpose just every time she came over i was either just getting up and taking a shower 1 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted April 22, 2017 Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 back before my daughter was born lived in a duplex with my ex wife. worked second shift and had a married couple as land owners. at first, they would come by themselves but the male stopped coming for a while and the land lady somehow managed to come over right as i was getting out of the shower. happened like 3 times, then they started coming over together and never separate. it wasn't like i was doing it on purpose just every time she came over i was either just getting up and taking a shower Maybe they were looking to have ménage à trois. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted April 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2017 But Gary would have been there too. That's 4 people. 1 Link to comment
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