DaBlist Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 If this wasn't Insomniac's I'd make some comment about them being Hillary supporters 1 Link to comment
tr8er Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 If this wasn't Insomniac's I'd make some comment about them being Hillary supporters If it wasn't sure to annoy Flatcat, I'd say: "if they voted, odds are you are right". Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Nah. They wrote in Bernie. You guys can still make better jokes than that. Disappointing. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Glad we're all on topic. Ever here of the books they used to sell at safeway in the 80s "flowers in the attic" its a noval for teenagers about insist. Link to comment
DaBlist Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Nah. They wrote in Bernie. This doesn't belong here 2 Link to comment
a.d._510_n_ok Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Glad we're all on topic. Ever here of the books they used to sell at safeway in the 80s "flowers in the attic" its a noval for teenagers about insist. insomniacs has a topic? yeah, they made a movie out of it too. (see clip below) clip is from "Slums of Beverly Hills". it's a better movie. just wanted you to see it. 1 Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 And my gf says beer is a problem..... pffft women.... 3 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Back in December, right around Christmas, we had some snow. Couldn't get out for a week or so. Ran low on beer. No worries, Mrs. Racer 2.0 is way better than Mrs. Racer 1.0 ever was. She walked the 5 miles into town and brought back more just for me. She got the wrong kind though. That's OK, her heart was in the right place. 7 Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Glad we're all on topic. Ever here of the books they used to sell at safeway in the 80s "flowers in the attic" its a noval for teenagers about insist. SMH. Spellcheck would make all of that funny; not fail. I bet that was a dare somewhere in their office. This doesn't belong here You started it. I'm surprised you haven't been PM'd yet. insomniacs has a topic?yeah, they made a movie out of it too.(see clip below)clip is from "Slums of Beverly Hills". it's a better movie. just wanted you to see it.Good movie. It is currently on Netflix. 2 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 You started it. I'm surprised you haven't been PM'd yet. No worry, I was watching. Link to comment
flatcat19 Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Was that strike 2? Lol. Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 /\ i dont get it? Is that a cactus with pubes? Still dont get it Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 When the warehouse guy doesnt understand you need more than 1 layer of wrap. Om glad I caught this before it flopped over 1 Link to comment
VFR800 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Back in December, right around Christmas, we had some snow. Couldn't get out for a week or so. Ran low on beer. No worries, Mrs. Racer 2.0 is way better than Mrs. Racer 1.0 ever was. She walked the 5 miles into town and brought back more just for me. She got the wrong kind though. That's OK, her heart was in the right place. So if Wife 2.0 had've gotten the right beer then you'd not need to go all King Henry the 8th on her? 3 Link to comment
Racer X 69 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 So if Wife 2.0 had've gotten the right beer then you'd not need to go all King Henry the 8th on her? I cut her some slack. Unlike Wife 1.0, Wife 2.0 is nearly perfect. Loyal. Faithful. Good cook. Keeps the house looking great. all the right stuff. Rarely complains (I was gonna say never but show me a woman who doesn't bitch now and again). Hard to come by. Oh, and she likes cars. How many guys do you know whose woman lets them have a 69 year old motor grader, an equally old Ford tractor, a Camaro, a jet boat, and 14 Z cars? When I go racing she comes along and provides full support, makes sure we all have a bite to eat, and a beer at the end of the day. She follows along with the notebook and stopwatch, keeping lap times and all the other data. Yeah, I think I better not do the Henry the 8th thing. Now Wife 1.0 is another story. If I never see that bitch again it will be too soon. 4 Link to comment
datzenmike Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 never It's "If I never see that...." Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 my wife 1 .0 would probably drink most of that beer herself making her bachelorette of the years to come 1 Link to comment
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