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#1 difrangia

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 04:29 PM

We got: Car Porn, Truk Porn, Engine Porn, Fab Porn, Airplane Porn, & Porn Porn, why not Scooter Porn??

 

Some American scooter Porn:

 

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Harley's are self-explanatory;

 

The four-banger is a 1929 Henderson 1300cc Streamline

 

Bring on the Big Dogs, Vincents, & Chevy V-8 & etc Scoots.



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Posted 09 November 2014 - 04:38 PM

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#3 flatcat19

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:19 PM

Vespa? Spree? Ruckus?

Be careful what you wish for.

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:23 PM

What's the hardest thing about riding a scooter?

 

Telling your best friend that you are gay.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:50 PM

OP - you mean scooters or motorcycles?


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:57 PM

Or are we just talking 2 wheeled apparatuses?

Lol you really think he would tell anyone, ahh yes Mr. Peterson I was taken a piss and everything got dark like there was an eclipse, when I look back to see what was making the shade when WHAM!! Cock hit me right in the face. I don't know whose it was but we could match up the bruise.

 

 

 

you assume i have any fucks

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 05:58 PM

Cause there's a BIG difference between what is a "scooter" and what is a "motorcycle"


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#8 difrangia

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 06:33 PM

Two or three wheels. There's neat machinery from the littlest to the biggest.

 

Don't start splittin' hairs here.

 

Furry damn Hawgters call their machinery scooters.

 

Scooters, Cycles, Bikes, Trikes;

 

Or fergit it.

 

I realize that this is a Datsun/Nissan forum. I can appreciate most machinery to an extent. If this post causes gas for any or all just don't post; It'll die.

 

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 07:13 PM

Fair enough. I'll share one of mine.

2014 kawi zx6r
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Edit: and there's even a datto in the background

Lol you really think he would tell anyone, ahh yes Mr. Peterson I was taken a piss and everything got dark like there was an eclipse, when I look back to see what was making the shade when WHAM!! Cock hit me right in the face. I don't know whose it was but we could match up the bruise.

 

 

 

you assume i have any fucks

 

 

 

 

 


#10 VTR

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 07:52 PM

Two or three wheels. There's neat machinery from the littlest to the biggest.

 

Don't start splittin' hairs here.

 

Furry damn Hawgters call their machinery scooters.

 

Scooters, Cycles, Bikes, Trikes;

 

Or fergit it.

 

I realize that this is a Datsun/Nissan forum. I can appreciate most machinery to an extent. If this post causes gas for any or all just don't post; It'll die.

 

Steve

 

 

 

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Ok Steve


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 07:53 PM



Two or three wheels. There's neat machinery from the littlest to the biggest.

 

Don't start splittin' hairs here.

 

 

 

Scooters, Cycles, Bikes, Trikes;

 

 

Steve

 

 

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#12 q-tip

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 09:20 PM



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We already have a thread for that.....and that's not a scooter....Razor-A-Kick-Scooter----pTRU1-13168134dt that's a scooter....

I yeald to the wisdom of Q on this one.

Fuck!!!!!!!! I guess QTip was right...


#13 bilzbobaggins

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 10:03 PM

riding a scooter is like fucking fat chicks.  You don't tell your friends.


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 10:10 PM

We already have a thread for that.....and that's not a scooter....Razor-A-Kick-Scooter----pTRU1-13168134dt that's a scooter....

 

I followed the rules which I had quoted in my post. 

 

The rules, for which, you did not follow. 

No splitting hairs here. 


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Posted 09 November 2014 - 10:15 PM

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Posted 09 November 2014 - 11:37 PM

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So somehow while i was driving back from Eaglerock swap meet i somehow caused YOU to post this,,,, do really think members on this site are that stupid to believe i caused it??

http://community.rat...un-for-a-while/

Yeah i guess you do,,

 

BTW ,,,, the first person to call you a pussy,,,, ya might wanna check out his ethnicity ,, cuz i don't think it's what you think it is there snowflakeboy

 


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 06:08 AM

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Git worms again Naner?

I yeald to the wisdom of Q on this one.

Fuck!!!!!!!! I guess QTip was right...


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 08:24 AM




Yes please...

I yeald to the wisdom of Q on this one.

Fuck!!!!!!!! I guess QTip was right...


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Posted 10 November 2014 - 11:11 AM

Two or three wheels. There's neat machinery from the littlest to the biggest.

Don't start splittin' hairs here.

Furry damn Hawgters call their machinery scooters.

Scooters, Cycles, Bikes, Trikes;

Or fergit it.

I realize that this is a Datsun/Nissan forum. I can appreciate most machinery to an extent. If this post causes gas for any or all just don't post; It'll die.

Steve


Trikes?
This thread is a bit of a joke, but here's the drift trikes me and my uncle built. 28A434FD-D5E0-49D9-8CA5-8071FB22E592.png

#20 flatcat19

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Posted 10 November 2014 - 01:06 PM

+1 for drift trikes. Want one terribly!

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