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Surprise!  This Cadillac took its cues from an early Rolls Royce, which in turn took ITS cues from an even earlier Cadillac.  What goes around comes around!

But it still looks like the end result of a Cadillac that buttsexed a Gremlin...

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Au contraire, butt sex is well known to prevent unwanted children. I presume it is the primary reason for its prevalence. Thus it is unlikely that the Cadillac had any babies, despite it's reputation for taking anything larger than a bug, up the ass. You sir, are either a spreader of rumors, or you speak in jest. Either way, Ratsun has no room for such accusation.

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Chuck I totally respect your judgement of this ass hacked Cadi, however I feel your use of the term "Buttsexed" instead if the proper "anal reproduction" shows an insensitivity in this matter. 

 

tr8er,Please take note; In Chuck's automotive reproduction scenario the Cadillac was top and the Gremlin bottom, therefore impregnation is biologically feasible. The truth is the Gremlin itself was the product of an unholy sex act between Nash Corporation and Hudson Motor Car Company. Obviously the offspring of this "merger" suffer from grotesque genetic mutations. It's a lesser known fact however that a evolutionary byproduct of this co-mingling of genetic material is that the Gremlin has what is called a puterus, or a unique anal reproductive organ located in it's tail pipe. Now this may be congecture but... In the automotive industry, Cadillac's sexual promiscuity is legendary, and although there has been no genetic testing to verify, it has been rumored the 1982 Seville is indeed the illegitimate ass child of a Gremlin and a Cadillac FleetWOOD. Come on, we all know there was a lot of cocane use in the 80s.

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Shoulda parked on the drivers side :rofl:

I really REALLY tried to, lol, but there was that street light pilar there, and not much room.

 

I have done it before on the drivers side though. we have this place called "Scottsdale" where all nice cars essentially park this way.

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I really dislike any cars, especially Datto's that are trailer queens, I have seen some that would barely run enough to get off their trailers. They sure are pretty though   :sick:  Anything that you can actually drive is fine.

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Chuck I totally respect your judgement of this ass hacked Cadi, however I feel your use of the term "Buttsexed" instead if the proper "anal reproduction" shows an insensitivity in this matter.

 

tr8er,Please take note; In Chuck's automotive reproduction scenario the Cadillac was top and the Gremlin bottom, therefore impregnation is biologically feasible. The truth is the Gremlin itself was the product of an unholy sex act between Nash Corporation and Hudson Motor Car Company. Obviously the offspring of this "merger" suffer from grotesque genetic mutations. It's a lesser known fact however that a evolutionary byproduct of this co-mingling of genetic material is that the Gremlin has what is called a puterus, or a unique anal reproductive organ located in it's tail pipe. Now this may be congecture but... In the automotive industry, Cadillac's sexual promiscuity is legendary, and although there has been no genetic testing to verify, it has been rumored the 1982 Seville is indeed the illegitimate ass child of a Gremlin and a Cadillac FleetWOOD. Come on, we all know there was a lot of cocane use in the 80s.

I can't believe I'm getting gang raped on this issue. Two cars engaging in anal reproduction? No. It's butt sex. No reproduction. I'll research this supposition of a puterous. I'm skeptical. I think you are right about the cocaine. Cocaine was responsible for perhaps the majority of anal proceedings in the 80's. (The pre-nitrous era). Leading to the decoration, and glorification of the automotive rear, such as spoilers, and chrome tips (raunchy). But I've never once heard of a consequence being born as the result.

 

Caddy and AMC G getting it on: 100%. But I'll be shocked to find it resulted in offspring. I'll remind you, that due to its genetic history, the Gremlin is generally known to be infertile anyway. It's father was never confirmed. And I tend to believe the popular opinion that a Javelin fleet was fed after midnight in 1969, giving rise to the Gremlin anomaly.

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I really dislike any cars, especially Datto's that are trailer queens, I have seen some that would barely run enough to get off their trailers. They sure are pretty though :sick: Anything that you can actually drive is fine.

 

I'm seeing some bitterness in you Rick....

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