(INSOMNIACS) balls deep.

[shacks510]

Glad I'm not the only one who finds it funny when others get a whiff of your farts haha

[RatVonDude]

You get alot of it in places like Ross and Marshalls. Low brow and shameless.

[smoke]

no dude, crop dusting is when you walk through the middle of a group and lay it down. Smoke here probably just dropped the bomb in the middle of the store.

Although I do enjoy a good crop dusting

Oh, I Hiroshimaed that place.

[VFR800]

A few years back, I was in town and was really hungry. My friend points out a Wendy's and I figured, what the hell, it won't kill me. So, I got a burger and fries. About 30 minutes later, we were in an auto parts store and I laid down a fart that was so nasty that it filled up the 5000 square foot building in the matter of a few minutes. Seriously, I am not exaggerating, it was so bad that one of the girls at the counter opened up the doors. I was so guilty, because I was the only one in hysterical laughter and each time it hit someone new and they made a gagging sound, I laughed even harder. Sooo, Wendy's, yaaah.

 

 

[graveltrapp]

Although it is not usually on the menu, I will often times request a child's size cup of the pink slime. That with two packets of mustard and one pack of salsa works to keep me regular every time. You should try it

[bananahamuck]

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[smoke]

Fartnado

[bananahamuck]

Met a guy at Oriellys and he said he had a car just like the lizard mobile in his garage ,,, same color and everything , hasn't moved in 10 or more years.. I had him call my phone to get his call back number.. Then  i ran number into google to stalk him .. and the number gets a few hits,,,, one is called ExposingJohns.com,, they have color mugshots to go with personal info,, and there he is :rofl: :rofl:

 

This is NOT his page as it seems kinda dickish for a website to even do this to the poor bastard.

 

https://exposingjohns.com/browse/1/washington+

[smoke]

What the fuck happen to good parenting? You know...like when your old man sits you down and says something wise, like "son, never give your phone number to a hooker".

[flatcat19]

Fartnado

 

[dr.feltersnatch]

What the fuck happen to good parenting? You know...like when your old man sits you down and says something wise, like "son, never give your phone number to nanner.

dads these days :rolleyes:

[laotsu]

what's wrong with prostitution?

[smoke]

Nothing really

[laotsu]

exposing johns is an extortion website, check out this one he actually post pics of dudes getting their services.

 

[a.d._510_n_ok]

[datzenmike]

What's prostitution anyway? Trading your body for goods and services? Lots of women have done that to some extent when they marry.  Security, home, money maybe a few compromises so what? That job at the hair salon doing nails wasn't working out anyway. Might as well get the 'best bang for the buck'.

[shacks510]

I bet it's illegal because the government can't collect taxes on it.

[smoke]

And remember, if you film it and call it porn, then it's fine and dandy.

[JoeCool]

It's from Facebook, not youtube, so no instant link, but watch this! How NOT to wash a car:

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151754023298645

 

[datzenmike]

I don't do f/b

[a.d._510_n_ok]

is this near you, Mike?

 

[bananahamuck]

[datzenmike]

I think Europe?

[maltese]

I sharkted.