nismopu Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 So, a few years back my friend told me about these bad ass ECU's he could get for cost and they were stand alone. I was like, "cool, awesome lets buy a whole bunch. heck lets buy 8 and sell them to friends!" Yeah, thats exactly what we did five years ago and now my friend has finally started using them on customer cars and proceded to blow up 3 engines. He called perfect power asking them, WTF? One ecu actually cycled an injector 120 times in one second and made it sound like a electric motor!!!!! Turns out perfect power neglected to let their customers know a bad batch of the systems were released to the public. Well we were fortunate enough to get a group of these and now perfect power is paying for it. Theyre sending us their latest and greatest self learning XMS unit in exchange for destroying the 8 my friend and I had purchased. So, I ask you guys what is a creative way we should destroy these little buggers? We have to video tape this action and or take pictures of the damage so I need some creative ideas. We might even hold out till Canby to destroy them all but the faster we move on the deal the better for all of us. what do you guys think? peace. Quote Link to comment
RB_Shaggs Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 set them under someones bagged truck and have them repeatedly lay frame on them, hell strap them to the frame and have them drag on them.. or you could always just use a huge magnet or a sledge hammer... Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Dragging them would be cool, death by friction :D Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 open garbage can deposit ECU close lid Quote Link to comment
datsunaholic Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Voltage. Lots of voltage. Quote Link to comment
kiznook Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 i'm thinkin either shoot the fuck out of it or stuff it full of firecrackers. Piccollo Pete bomb? hell, save it for July 4th! Quote Link to comment
Bulletside Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I'd say just wire it to the end of an extension cord and then plug it in! I've done this with speakers. Make a video and post it. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Rig up a fuel rail and four injectors aimed at the ECU with a lit candle as an ignition source. 120 flaming balls of fire per sec X four, bouncing off the case. Would look like a burning school house with all the little chips and resistors running out with their hair on fire. Quote Link to comment
slodat Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Shove them up the ass of the person who shipped them ;) Quote Link to comment
nismopu Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 oooooh I like the last two suggestions the best!! lol. Quote Link to comment
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