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[datsunfreak]

40 minutes ago, frankendat said:

Not sure, how many asses must be eaten to earn the moniker?

 

One, but only if you are at least willing to go for 2 after said 1. 

 

 

 

 

 

😄

[datzenmike]

2 hours ago, frankendat said:

Your solution is sound, curiously, unless starving, I would forgo the peeled apple.

 

Here's another. I could trade you apples.

[frankendat]

5 hours ago, datzenmike said:

 

Here's another. I could trade you apples.

That's a mighty fine gesture, thanks

[Cleopatra Jones]

[angliagt]

   Or maybe a mini biker (milk) bar. 

[Cleopatra Jones]

[Ooph!]

8 hours ago, Cleopatra Jones said:

 

 

If you take 10 minutes once in the morning and again in the afternoon that's 1.67 hours per week or 83 hours per year

that you got paid to poop.

[Racer X 69]

1 hour ago, Ooph! said:

 

 

If you take 10 minutes once in the morning and again in the afternoon that's 1.67 hours per week or 83 hours per year

that you got paid to poop.

 
Lately I’ve been feeling like the character Fish on the 70s sitcom Barney Miller.

 

30 minutes is about average.

 

So, 2.5 hours a week, around 130 hours a year.

 

Fuck, I hope the IRS doesn’t catch on, they’ll figure out a way to tax me for it.

[Racer X 69]

I gotta rant.

 

Since I’m too lazy to find a more appropriate place, here:

 

A local 27 year old dump truck driver was shot and killed at a quarry a few miles from my house today. The initial report is that a 22 year old stranger engaged him as he was exiting the quarry with a load of gravel. After an argument the stranger produced a firearm and shot the truck driver, then took the truck and trailer, according to a companion of the truck driver and witness to the argument and shooting.

The stranger was stopped by sheriff’s deputies a few miles away and arrested.

 

Earlier this year a motorcycle rider was killed after colliding with a dump truck. 

The highway that connects the town I live nearby with the city has had a number of fatal accidents in the past couple of years. Often excessive speed or passing in no passing zones is involved. There is logging, mining and several quarries in the area, so there are lots of big trucks on the roads, and they are involved in a high number of these accidents, although usually the other drivers are at fault.

There has also been a half dozen fatal accidents involving young drivers, and alcohol.

You know, homecoming and all that.

 

I have lived and worked in this area continuously since 1970. In the last 20 years things have changed. The population has exploded, the roads are clogged with all these people. Seems like everyday anymore crazy stuff goes on.

Like the 27 year old truck driver that died today because of an argument.

 

[datzenmike]

Our Western Civilization needs to train itself to get up in the morning and make a coffee, then take it to the bathroom and take a good dump.

[KELMO]

27 minutes ago, datzenmike said:

Our Western Civilization needs to train itself to get up in the morning and make a coffee, then take it to the bathroom and take a good dump.

That is funny. I just finished doing exactly that.

[thisismatt]

1 hour ago, datzenmike said:

Our Western Civilization needs to train itself to get up in the morning and make a coffee, then take it to the bathroom and take a good dump.

I pretty much won't leave the house without doing such every morning 😂

[Racer X 69]

I don’t take a shit.

 

I leave a shit.

 

Why would anyone want to take shit?

[datzenmike]

You had to take it to the toilet first.... or the woods.

[bilzbobaggins]

Am I the only one who goes in the shower to save time?

[datzenmike]

Hell no.

[thisismatt]

1 hour ago, bilzbobaggins said:

Am I the only one who goes in the shower to save time?

P..p..poop?

[bilzbobaggins]

7 minutes ago, thisismatt said:

P..p..poop?

yeah, worst part is mashing it down the drain tbh.

[datzenmike]

Multi-tasking.

[iceman510]

Ewwwww. 🤮

[iceman510]

20 hours ago, Racer X 69 said:

 
Lately I’ve been feeling like the character Fish on the 70s sitcom Barney Miller.

 

 

Old enough to remember Fish, and to relate.  🤣

[datzenmike]

I relate to "poor ol' Mr. Wilson"

[ratpatrol66]

Well since we are talking about pooping again... I went for a visit to my Canadian friends. Their little toilet can not handle my American boil movements. Not sure they are happy with me after blowing up their bathroom again. I thought about snapping a picture, total trophy. Should have weighted in before and after.

[datzenmike]

Locally if you can catch a Tyee salmon you can becoma become a registered member of an exclusive club. For several years I would hear about these mystery salmon and how they were common but not nearly so today. I couldn't find the Tyee in any books about salmon even though there is a Tyee street and a marina using the word "Tyee". Then one day the mystery was solved. A "Tyee" is any Chinook salmon weighing over 30 pounds. The native word for "Chief" is.... Tyee. Maybe you had a Tyee Turd.

[angliagt]

             Drove the Midget down to Christianburg,VA today,& visited  Duncan Imports.

My camera messed up,so this is all the pictures I could take.