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[thisismatt]

Who poops 2 times a day on average?

[Ooph!]

1 hour ago, datzenmike said:

Some times I sits and thinks.... sometimes I just sits. Right now it's the former and I wonder why toilet tissue is so small. I mean has anyone in history been able to handle and use it one sheet at a time? Who decided 4" x 4" was the perfect size anyway? 

 

One source stated 23 rolls per person per year. At 2 poos per day and 150 sheets per roll that's just under 5 sheets per day. A lot lot less for more trips to the loo. Another (Cottonelle) stated more like 85 rolls per year per person so 17 sheets per use. Now I'm just going to sit.

 

It doesn't matter how many shits per day you have - women use 10 times as much as you on average

Edited August 17, 2022 by Ooph!

[datzenmike]

56 minutes ago, thisismatt said:

Who poops 2 times a day on average?

 

Can I assume that you are more full of shit than me???

[datzenmike]

That was insensitive. More retentive than me?

[thisismatt]

I wouldn't say I have any problems.  Get my coffee in the morning, poop before work...

[thisismatt]

[VFR800]

[Racer X 69]

On 8/15/2022 at 11:14 PM, VFR800 said:

I’m in love.

 

No, wait.

 

 I’m in lust.

[Racer X 69]

14 hours ago, thisismatt said:

Who poops 2 times a day on average?

It used to be I dropped one load a day. 
 

As I got older things changed. Now, at almost 66, I drop two loads before I get in the shower. Then after I get to work I drop another just before first break. Sometimes I drop another either just before leaving work, or right after the get home.

 

See what happens when we get old and have to increase the fiber in our diet?

 

Some days I feel like a goose.

[Racer X 69]

15 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Some times I sits and thinks.... sometimes I just sits. Right now it's the former and I wonder why toilet tissue is so small. I mean has anyone in history been able to handle and use it one sheet at a time? Who decided 4" x 4" was the perfect size anyway? 

 

One source stated 23 rolls per person per year. At 2 poos per day and 150 sheets per roll that's just under 5 sheets per day. A lot lot less for more trips to the loo. Another (Cottonelle) stated more like 85 rolls per year per person so 17 sheets per use. Now I'm just going to sit.

Sounds like a pretty shitty topic for discussion.

[thisismatt]

2 hours ago, Racer X 69 said:

It used to be I dropped one load a day. 
 

As I got older things changed. Now, at almost 66, I drop two loads before I get in the shower. Then after I get to work I drop another just before first break. Sometimes I drop another either just before leaving work, or right after the get home.

 

See what happens when we get old and have to increase the fiber in our diet?

 

Some days I feel like a goose.

 

Sounds excessive, unless you're just trying to conform to the old adage...

 

The boss makes dollars while I make dimes, that's why I poop on company time

[thisismatt]

Words of wisdom on a scrap of plywood left by the former owners of the house I bought...

[Cleopatra Jones]

[Cleopatra Jones]

18 hours ago, datzenmike said:

Some times I sits and thinks.... sometimes I just sits. Right now it's the former and I wonder why toilet tissue is so small. I mean has anyone in history been able to handle and use it one sheet at a time? Who decided 4" x 4" was the perfect size anyway? 

 

One source stated 23 rolls per person per year. At 2 poos per day and 150 sheets per roll that's just under 5 sheets per day. A lot lot less for more trips to the loo. Another (Cottonelle) stated more like 85 rolls per year per person so 17 sheets per use. Now I'm just going to sit.

 

But if you're a dude and you only tinkle you wouldn't need more than one square to wipe the dribble. ¿Sí? ¿No?

[Cleopatra Jones]

16 hours ago, Ooph! said:

 

It doesn't matter how many shits per day you have - women use 10 times as much as you on average

 

We have a lot more going on than you do

[angliagt]

4 hours ago, Cleopatra Jones said:

 

              No wonder she couldn't find it - looks like it's in Australia.

[thisismatt]

4 hours ago, Cleopatra Jones said:

 

But if you're a dude and you only tinkle you wouldn't need more than one square to wipe the dribble. ¿Sí? ¿No?

 

[Jesse C.]

5 hours ago, Cleopatra Jones said:

 

We have a lot more going on than you do

 

The One Square Dab or Air Dry 

 

 

[frankendat]

5 hours ago, thisismatt said:

Words of wisdom on a scrap of plywood left by the former owners of the house I bought...

Points for offering a solution, but the money shot would have been leading by example.

[frankendat]

On 8/16/2022 at 5:40 PM, datzenmike said:

Some times I sits and thinks.... sometimes I just sits. Right now it's the former and I wonder why toilet tissue is so small. I mean has anyone in history been able to handle and use it one sheet at a time? Who decided 4" x 4" was the perfect size anyway? 

 

One source stated 23 rolls per person per year. At 2 poos per day and 150 sheets per roll that's just under 5 sheets per day. A lot lot less for more trips to the loo. Another (Cottonelle) stated more like 85 rolls per year per person so 17 sheets per use. Now I'm just going to sit.

I think about the rolls of soft shitter stationary vs.  toilet seats equipped with hole hoses- no paper required. The argument for the latter is sound. I remember it once explained to me, in a hypothetical situation similar to the following: If I had two apples and I offered one to you, as you reach for the offered apple, you notice a small smear of poo,on the apple and pull back. I, much embarrassed, at presenting a fouled fruit, retract the offer and, while fretting, recall a remedy. Due to an unrelated potential feces emergency, in this hypothetical I purchased and carry the highest quality, best performing, most germ defeating crapper cardstock, in the world. I produce a substantial section of the prized paper and vigorously undertake apple assault. The question, how many wipes will be necessary for you to eat the apple? Would your answer change if a stand alone, sanitized, soap holding, hot water equipped, sink materialized and you wittiness the apple seriously scrubbed?

 

[Cleopatra Jones]

[datzenmike]

11 hours ago, frankendat said:

I think about the rolls of soft shitter stationary vs.  toilet seats equipped with hole hoses- no paper required. The argument for the latter is sound. I remember it once explained to me, in a hypothetical situation similar to the following: If I had two apples and I offered one to you, as you reach for the offered apple, you notice a small smear of poo,on the apple and pull back. I, much embarrassed, at presenting a fouled fruit, retract the offer and, while fretting, recall a remedy. Due to an unrelated potential feces emergency, in this hypothetical I purchased and carry the highest quality, best performing, most germ defeating crapper cardstock, in the world. I produce a substantial section of the prized paper and vigorously undertake apple assault. The question, how many wipes will be necessary for you to eat the apple? Would your answer change if a stand alone, sanitized, soap holding, hot water equipped, sink materialized and you wittiness the apple seriously scrubbed?

 

 

Simple.... I'd just peel the apple.

[datsunfreak]

11 hours ago, frankendat said:

If I had two apples and I offered one to you, as you reach for the offered apple, you notice a small smear of poo,on the apple and pull back. I, much embarrassed, at presenting a fouled fruit, retract the offer and, while fretting, recall a remedy. Due to an unrelated potential feces emergency, in this hypothetical I purchased and carry the highest quality, best performing, most germ defeating crapper cardstock, in the world. I produce a substantial section of the prized paper and vigorously undertake apple assault. The question, how many wipes will be necessary for you to eat the apple? Would your answer change if a stand alone, sanitized, soap holding, hot water equipped, sink materialized and you wittiness the apple seriously scrubbed?

 

Is this your way of coming out as an ass eater? 

[frankendat]

8 hours ago, datsunfreak said:

 

Is this your way of coming out as an ass eater? 

Not sure, how many asses must be eaten to earn the moniker?

[frankendat]

8 hours ago, datzenmike said:

 

Simple.... I'd just peel the apple.

Your solution is sound, curiously, unless starving, I would forgo the peeled apple.