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That one may not be the best motivator...

 

But, if the new FCC director has his way, Mike can't block me...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because this sight won't function.

 

 

 

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My most prominent memory about zima (and only) was a kid in junior high came to school shit faced with a zima and a baseball bat and he was fucking postal on a portable building and took a swing at a teacher, he got arrested and I don't know what happened to him after that. Poor kind looked like a Filipino caveman with a mcgyver mullet and a dirt stash.

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I met a girl at a bar one night while she was trying order a Zima. She couldn't get the bar tenders attention so I intervened and asked for Budweiser and whatever she was having, it was a Zima. I asked what it was and she said it was clear malt liquor. The bartender served us up and I asked if I could try it and she said ok. One drink and I knew it was shit, but, it was not mine to drink, thank God! 

 

We ended up dating for quite some time and even got engaged. Too bad it didn't work out, her dad is rich! 

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That shit flopped badly because they underestimated how many men out there still had balls swinging between their legs. It's a drink for those who can't drink.

Might be a good time to relaunch..

Smirnoff ice market

 

Little madori melon and zima is interesting.. and zima means cold

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