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A flock of sheep became fleecy crime fighters when their trip along a country road in New Zealand led to them achieving what the police couldn't. 

With two assailants on the loose, their getaway car was proving impossible to stop. That was until this mob of slow moving sheep gave the police a helping hoof. Unable to drive around the mass of merino's, the two were quickly arrested. 

Appropriately, the two will most likely end up behind 'baaaas'...

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You never struck me as a connoisseur of men Mike.

 

Just sayin.....................

 

 

Manly men. All other Bonds were effeminate fops. The Bond character had a ruthlessness to him not seen since Connery..... till Daniel Craig showed up. I stopped caring about Bond films and wish I had seen more of his.

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The 1970s Bonds were all fun. I think it was ABC who had the rights to air each 007 movie on TV for the first time. They would build that shit up for weeks and then bombard you with commercials throughout. Hell, the night time soap opera Dynasty advertised for a week that one of the main female leads was gonna call the other a bitch and people were convinced the network would bleep that shit at the last minute but they didn't. We were stunned

 

Never mind what life was like before the internet - life when all you had was ABC, CBS, NBC and PBS was something youngsters can't begin to imagine. If Jimmy Carter wanted to yak at you he could damned well do it unless PBS decided to run a Benny Hill or Monty Python marathon at that exact moment. I'm forty-seven years old and have never said this to anyone but in 1977 the best chance you had to see nekkid women as a little kid was on PBS. You couldn't buy a copy of Playboy within 60 miles of my house but cheeky British birds would be happy to flash you their bare cleavage on broadcast TV paid for by American tax dollars! Women don't "get" Monthy Python because they don't understand the appeal for us hard-ups with hard-ons wasn't just the jokes but the very real possibility of seeing boobies that weren't draped in creepy coverings like those in the black and white Frederick's of Hollywood ads in the back of true crime magazines or those Stepford Wives looking bitches in the huge Montgomery-Ward catalogs we used to get in the mail. Also, there was sick fucking dudes in those Monkey-Ward catalogs who wore underwear that wasn't tighty-whiteys or even Underoos! That was confirmation of the degeneracy our Southern Baptist preachers warned us existed outside of our pious little hamlets where fried chicken and wife-swapping were our holy sacraments.

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Yeah. I have 3 kids, oldest is 7.

 

 

They don't understand what it's like to be offline. What's it is like to not be bored.

 

 

We played outdoors as children. We threw rocks and climbed trees. We rode our bikes everywhere. We woke up early on only one day of the week to be bombarded with cartoons. We robbed the Sears ad and funny pages out of the Sunday newspaper every week. We used our imaginations as entertainment.

 

We didn't have computers in our pockets. We didn't have WiFi at the doctor's office. We didn't have air conditioning.

 

 

Ugh.

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I had my time off approved a month ago for june 8th-12th, the boss just came up to me and told me I cant have it off because he forgot another guy in the shop is on vacation from last Friday until the 12th. Im not sure that he took me seriously when I told him I wont be around for to much longer when the other guy comes back.. fuck this place im tired of the bull shit, I called in thursday Friday last week to go do side jobs that my grandpa sent me because he was to busy to get to and made 7days pay in 18 hours. The plan is to work with the old man n save a few coins to get me a service truck then my business license after. but like most everything else , its easier said than done

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I've been searching online for a rebuildable Weber 32/36 but couldn't find one I liked. As I was surfing the net this morning I started remembering I had seen one years ago at my buddy's salvage. I popped the hood on every Datsun he had but couldn't find it. Right about the time I was ready to give up I spied the carb atop a NAPZ tucked under a camper in the back of a Nissan hard body.

 

I got the carb + the two mint 155/80 13 inch Douglas tires for $100. Is the date on the carb '80 or '08?

 

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I've been searching online for a rebuildable Weber 32/36 but couldn't find one I liked. As I was surfing the net this morning I started remembering I had seen one years ago at my buddy's salvage. I popped the hood on every Datsun he had but couldn't find it. Right about the time I was ready to give up I spied the carb atop a NAPZ tucked under a camper in the back of a Nissan hard body.

 

I got the carb + the two mint 155/80 13 inch Douglas tires for $100. Is the date on the carb '80 or '08?

 

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WTF is this?  We don't talk about Datsuns in here

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I had my time off approved a month ago for june 8th-12th, the boss just came up to me and told me I cant have it off because he forgot another guy in the shop is on vacation from last Friday until the 12th. Im not sure that he took me seriously when I told him I wont be around for to much longer when the other guy comes back.. fuck this place im tired of the bull shit, I called in thursday Friday last week to go do side jobs that my grandpa sent me because he was to busy to get to and made 7days pay in 18 hours. The plan is to work with the old man n save a few coins to get me a service truck then my business license after. but like most everything else , its easier said than done

That is very fucking lame.

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