Daily Randomness.........Back to Randomness........................................

[KELMO]

After reading posts of some of the newbs around here, I think it may be time to be concerned.  I mean just look at how some of them start out(names have been changed to protect something).

 

My name is Bob and I just bought a rusty 510.

 

My name is Joe and I just bought a 521 that has been in a field for 10 years.

 

 

Ratsun is really a 12 step program,  I think I need a sponsor.

[datzenmike]

Hello. My name is..... mike..... and I'm a Datsunaholic..

[uieluck]

Happy Mother Lovers Day!

[q-tip]

Hello. My name is..... mike..... and I'm a Datsunaholic..

No, datsunaholic is a datsunaholic.

[Ratwagon1600]

For a long time now ive been thinking I might be a lesbian.

 

I like women therefore I must be Lesbian?

[VFR800]

For a long time now ive been thinking I might be a lesbian.

 

I like women therefore I must be Lesbian?

 

 

Many years ago,I told a then short term bit of blonde fun whose name was Tracey that I was a lesbian.

 

She took a minute or so to get the joke.

[datzenmike]

For a long time now ive been thinking I might be a lesbian.

 

I like women therefore I must be Lesbian?

 

 

"Hetro..... "

[a.d._510_n_ok]

my niece posted a picture of herself on facebook with this crusty old bastard near Stigler, OK.

 

[datzenmike]

The niece is nice.

[thisismatt]

Where's Azn?

[VFR800]

my niece posted a picture of herself on facebook with this crusty old bastard Smoke near Stigler, OK.

 

[angliagt]

my niece posted a picture of herself on facebook with this crusty old bastard near Stigler, OK.

 

 

 

                 You sure that's not in California? - the truck's on a trailer,not the road.

[Cosmonaut]

^^^^What happened to your nieces left arm?

[KoHeartsGPA]

Farm truck!!!

[VFR800]

[KoHeartsGPA]

Zombie face girl....

[Ratwagon1600]

Zombie face girl....

Id hit it.

[KoHeartsGPA]

Id hit it.

[Ratwagon1600]

Uh uh Ko, not with that type of stick.

 

Morelike an Aussie meat bat instead.

[q-tip]

Still wrapped in barbed wire though...

[datzenmike]

What's the point of the wire? Do zombies appreciate the visual effect? as it comes at their heads??

[VFR800]

[125 CSL]

CURSE IT! Every damned automotive brand name has to put out a damned SUV.

http://europe.autonews.com/article/20170515/COPY/305199999/lamborghini-urus-suv-will-pump-out-650-hp

[VFR800]

I recall when I saw Porsche did so my facepalm was quite profound.

[Ratwagon1600]

Happy Five year anniversary to me.

 

I cant believe that today marks Five years since I joined Ratsun!

 

Due to PTSD and depression I went through a couple of years where I was drinking heavily and my head was definitely in a bad place and whislt not making any excuses or wanting to garner sympathy, it made me lash out at a lot of things and behave like a douche, including on here.

 

Kicked my demons now, though like any good Aussie, still love my beer.

 

Heres to Five (and many more) years.

 

P.s. If you ever get diagnosed with any mental illness, dont be afriad to get help. Hiding it away and thinking you can ride it out wont do you any good.

 

RW