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Take one look at this guy and what do you see?

 

Me?

 

I see a mullet wearing trailer trash child molester.

 

Hang this fuck and save society the trouble he will cause.

 

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I see a bullshit made up story.

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http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1133905-best-fake-news-story-ever-claims-man-smuggled-chicken-mcnuggets-condoms-ass

 

This didn't take long to find.

 

 

Still funny but if they had said 5 pounds it would have been 16 times more believable.

 

I still think that dude is a child molester.

 

Then this:

 

 

 

The story wound up up being first reported by the World News Daily Report, which means it’s about as real as Pamela Anderson’s breasts.

 

I think Pamela Anderson and her breasts was a topic here just the other day.

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Compensation for deficiency somewhere else. All that black smoke is wasted fuel.

 

 

 

Bought a Ram 3500 spankin' new in 01. Still has the bone stock 24 valve ISB. NVG 6 speed manual, 6 wheel drive. Has 135,000 miles on it, so far. Never refused when I asked it to work.

 

 

Heading for Thunderhill. Truck, camper, trailer, race car, spares, supplies, etc. grossed out at 21,500lbs. Got 16 to 18 mpg in the mountains of Oregon and California. Passed all the real trucks on the grades.

 

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Took it off road in Utah, in February one year.

 

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The day I got it home.

 

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The only difference between then and today is 16 years of patina. I'll never need another pickup.

So sexy ^^^ !

 

I was originally looking for a Ram cummins 2500 4x4 6spd (used or new). Love those. Didn't work out. Looked for a used tundra until I got my cummins , and those sell like hotcakes at a pretty coin ( again didn't work out even with cash in hand).

 

Ended up with a new 2016 SR5 4x4 5.7 Tundra. Love it long time. I Use for everything tow , haul , off-road/camp , etc etc etc. Did absolutely positvely....awesome during our snow/ice days in the PNW.

 

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I still have yet to see this truck use a drop of oil even in the break in period. Very very.... pleased. I plan to change mine more often than the recommended 10k intervals(mostly because I was raised that way as I'm sure it would be fine otherwise). Uses 0w-20 full synthetic. Can use 5w-20 I believe.

 

 

6spd trans / 10.5" ring gear (of course.... with a low 4.375 gear ratio)

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I was skeptical of the 10k oil changes too.. but I sent the oil out to a lab and they confirmed, no issues. The oil was well within spec, and contained very low amounts of fuel. They recommended going even further out actually. So now I just change at 10k. 

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Really? My gf's jeep says every 10k but idk. Id do it every 3k just because my buddy worked at orielys and would hook it up with oil to cheap to pass up, but he doesnt qork there anymore and right now were at about 4k since the last oil change. I really dont like that the pentastar v6 in that thing is so loud. Im afraid of breaking it. Now she wants to trade it in for a new 4runner..

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Every motor is different. I always recommend sending it out to be tested. Then you know for sure whats up.. and you know if the motor is healthy.

 

 

Also if the car is brand new, change the oil at half the interval the first time. There is always heavy metal contamination on the break in. Changed the oil at 6.5 but should have done it at 5k. After the next 10k it cleared right up and metal contamination fell right into the normal range.

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So sexy ^^^ !

 

 

Thank you.

 

 I plan to change mine more often than the recommended 10k intervals(mostly because I was raised that way as I'm sure it would be fine otherwise). Uses

 

The interval on my ISB is 7,500. Before I bought it I usually changed oil ever 3,000 miles or once a year, whichever comes first. Except the race car. It gets fresh oil for every race. After getting the Dodge I changed to 5k intervals. Oil is cheap.

 

 

0w-20 full synthetic.

 

 

That shit is like water, isn't it? Mrs. Racer 2.0 bought a brand new 2013 Corolla. When I looked to see what it took I was floored. Then I bought some and changed the oil. I swear water is more viscous.

 

 

 

 

 

6spd trans

 

Manual?

 

 

 

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I changed the cv axles on my grandpas 07 sentra with a 6sp manual this past saturday. The oil in that tranny was like water I was very surprised. 360k miles and the trans oil had never been changed and it was still a nice color didnt smell burnt so he poured it back in lol.

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The writer doesn't realize how much 80lbs of chicken nuggets is

 

That's a lot of MSM*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*MSM is Mechanically Separated Meat. Read all about those delicious chikn' nugs here.

 

 

 

 

Once it’s this processed, mechanically separated chicken is versatile—it can live out its dream to become practically anything. And so it ends up as the chicken in chicken nuggets, the Jim in Slim Jims, and the dog in hot dogs (check the ingredient label for ‘mechanically separated’). Cheaper pet food will often contain mechanically separated chicken as well.
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That's sick.

 

Reminds me of a story.

 

Many years ago I had this nice beach cabin on the shoreline of the beautiful Puget Sound. Since rent is steep I had ot take on a roommate. So this buddy of mine moves into the spare room. At the time I had a black cat.

 

My buddy didn't like cats. He devised devious and sadistic things to do that annoyed the cat. He spread newspaper everywhere on the floor one time. The cat went crazy. Another time he lured the cat into a picnic basket somehow and then closed and weighted the lid. The dude was constantly messing with the cat.

 

One weekend we had a party, chicks from town, keg of beer, live band, bonfire on the beach. Somehow I got ash from the fire in my eyes and had to go to the ER. Spent a week with patches over my eyes. Let me tell ya, when you are suddenly without sight, the world sucks.

 

During the week of total blindness the cat had a date with the vet. I asked my buddy to take me and the cat to the vet. He reluctantly agreed. So we are rolling down the road into town. I never used a cat carrier for the cat, I felt it was inhumane. After all, how would you like it if someone crammed your ass into a tiny box and tossed you into the back seat where you couldn't see the world going by? I know I wouldn't like it. So I always let the cat ride how she liked. Sometimes she would ride on the package shelf above the back seat, watching the world go by. Other times she would curl up on my shoulders and neck, between my head and the headrest on the seat. I really liked that. Black cats have very soft fur, and it feels nice.

 

Anyway, the cat tries the package tray, but for some reason on that day she didn't like it there.

 

So she headed to the shoulders of the person driving the car.

 

My buddy.

 

My roommate the sadistic cat torturer.

 

He tensed up.

 

"Get that fucking cat off of me!" he screeched.

 

I looked over just as she settled down and looked at me. I told him, "Relax, she likes to ride there".

 

"I don't like this." he hissed.

 

About that time the cat arched up and started to knit with her front feet. On his shoulders. I am sure it was breaking the skin though his t-shirt. He tensed up even more.

 

And then the cat pissed down the back of his neck.

 

I laughed so hard my side hurt.

 

After emptying her bladder she hopped into my lap, sat down and looked up at me, purring.

 

The dude quit fucking with my cat after that.

 

Jackass.

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I loved that story! Thanks for sharing!

 

You're welcome.

 

About 3 months later I threw the bum out. He was stiffing me on his share of the bills, and lied about it. Tossed him out physically. He never came back for his stuff, and I put it on the curb. After it had been picked through the neighbors told me to do something about the dregs, so I put the leftovers in the neighbor's trash can.

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Damn dude. I'm generally a cat lover, but pissing on a car seat is not acceptable. That cat would be out the window. I hope he stuffed you for the price of a car seat+ shirt

 

Well it was my car.

 

At the time I had a '72 Maverick. Vinyl bucket seats. Cleaned right up.

 

Well, what didn't soak into that dude's shirt and pants.

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