Busta Nut Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Like for a job? or did you just pee on the lawn furniture and someone yelled fail? Ya...for a job....back when I was just getting into the industry.....they opened up a Costco about 10 miles from my house..... ..........I didn't care too much by the time they had called me back cause I had another job lined up..... but I went in anyways..... the guy called and asked if I had any medical reasons for testing positive for THC.......mind you.....this was before the whole Pot Club deal was out.... I said no and he said he'd notify Costco of the results...... I missed out on a wonderful career at Costco..... :bye: Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Your answer should have been "Is wanting to feel good count as a medical reason?" Here is something weird, I have never failed a piss test and have never cheated either. They always give you that whole 30 days thing, with me, it's more like 10 and I pass. Not sure what that's about. Quote Link to comment
bananahamuck Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Costco is really one of the best of the large businesses of the world, they pay well they have good benefits and the put a lot of the profit back into the company to ensure they can keep good pay and benefits for their employees. Get a room fer christs sakes. 1 Quote Link to comment
Busta Nut Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Your answer should have been "Is wanting to feel good count as a medical reason?" Here is something weird, I have never failed a piss test and have never cheated either. They always give you that whole 30 days thing, with me, it's more like 10 and I pass. Not sure what that's about. That's like me only with alcohol......back in the day....my buddy and I had about 5 beers each one night and there came a point where 4 of us wanted to leave the party......I was at a wopping 135lbs.......my friend had a good 50lbs. on me and we were both feelin' fine.....he wanted to drive and we felt good about it cause we thought if we get pulled over he would blow the lesser amount....my other friend who came with us was absolutely hammered.....don't even know how much he had.....the chick that tagged along had a couple...... 4 miles from our destination for the night we get pulled over....CHP....routine questioning....everybody's license out.....they knew we were drinking cause there was no way to hide how wasted our friend was......pull the driver out for the sobriety test..... ......passed.........but now the breathalyzer......... .....FAIL................. :poop: Cop was cool and said if anybody in the car can blow under the limit he would let them drive home...... :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: Girl was next......she had the least of all.................FAIL They didn't even bother with my other buddy......they just kept messing with him..........me next...... ..........000.......WTF?? :huh: Shocked and relieved at the same time.....they let me drive... 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I spent the night in detox without even finishing my first beer, or even driving for that matter. My brother and I took some girls to a punk bar in San Diego called the Pink Panther. Just as we scored our first beer the entire SD vice squad descends on the place and starts pushing people around. When one of the cops started shaking down the girl my brother was with he got up in the cop's face to divert his attention, because he knew the girl was under age. At this point, I look up and see my brother being taken out by the collar with two plane cloths behind him, so obviously I file in back to follow. Mind you it's tight quarters, but I gave the cop in front of me a flat. Shot him the Oops look with a shrug, and that would have taken care of it had I not given him another flat two steps later. Both may have been honest mistake but... now I'm being lead out by the collar too. Lets just say the we didn't respond to their "questioning" with the proper respect. Therefore we quickly found ourselves properly thumped, in cuffs and sitting in the back of a roller. Driving down town the cop gave us the old, "You can get booked for interfering with police activity, or spend the night in detox. Might sound like we got off easy, but have you ever sat with fresh knots in your head (stone sober I might add) with a bunch of drunk belligerent fuck sticks for 6 hours? That's no damn cake walk oh my droogies, let me tell you. Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 The knots I could deal with better that being around a bunch of asshats that clearly can't handle their booze...and with no way to leave to top it off. Yes, that would suck. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Shit I can hardly handle being designated with just my fuck stick brother being the passenger. He's a handful I've dealt with on multiple times but damn is it rough not to want to try to knock him out 1 Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Part of the reason I hardly drink anymore is my dislike for drunks and bar culture in general, its kinda like not watching TV for a couple years and when you flip it on its shocking how ass retarded people are. Starting to feel the same about pot clubs even though its totally different. Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I failed a piss test for costco...... I never fail to piss in the back isle at Costco because it's too far to walk to the restroom. That's like me only with alcohol......back in the day....my buddy and I had about 5 beers each one night and there came a point where 4 of us wanted to leave the party......I was at a wopping 135lbs.......my friend had a good 50lbs. on me and we were both feelin' fine.....he wanted to drive and we felt good about it cause we thought if we get pulled over he would blow the lesser amount....my other friend who came with us was absolutely hammered.....don't even know how much he had.....the chick that tagged along had a couple...... 4 miles from our destination for the night we get pulled over....CHP....routine questioning....everybody's license out.....they knew we were drinking cause there was no way to hide how wasted our friend was......pull the driver out for the sobriety test..... ......passed.........but now the breathalyzer......... .....FAIL................. :poop: Cop was cool and said if anybody in the car can blow under the limit he would let them drive home...... :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: :poop: Girl was next......she had the least of all.................FAIL They didn't even bother with my other buddy......they just kept messing with him..........me next...... ..........000.......WTF?? :huh: Shocked and relieved at the same time.....they let me drive... He wanted someone to pass so he fudged the test for you. DUH! Part of the reason I hardly drink anymore is my dislike for drunks and bar culture in general, its kinda like not watching TV for a couple years and when you flip it on its shocking how ass retarded people are. Starting to feel the same about pot clubs even though its totally different. I simply hate sober people and it goes down hill from there.... Datsun Culture is ok though... 1 Quote Link to comment
smoke Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Part of the reason I hardly drink anymore is my dislike for drunks and bar culture in general, its kinda like not watching TV for a couple years and when you flip it on its shocking how ass retarded people are. Starting to feel the same about pot clubs even though its totally different. totally agree Quote Link to comment
RatVonDude Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Shit I can hardly handle being designated with just my fuck stick brother being the passenger. He's a handful I've dealt with on multiple times but damn is it rough not to want to try to knock him out Driving drunks around sucks. Some friend of a friend chick is trying to get in with me and my lady because we are nice and have our shit together, anyway went to meet her at a party........................she's DRUNK, annoying and decides to sip a corona in the back seat of my car while we drive around for a place she can stuff her face, anyway LATER biotch.................. don't bother with a second impression, been dealing with people like you my whole life. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Not to sound sardonic, but actually... most people aren't dumb, they'er just to insecure to respect their own intelligence. Political strategists, advertisers and public relations firms purposefully dumb down their message to feed that vicious loop of intellectual insecurity. God forbid people actually learn to think for themselves, they might challenge the rules of the establishment. You know it used to be, only fascists labeled educated people as intellectual elites. Seems our democracy's views on an educated electorate are devolving. Neofascist post capitalism here we come. Can you tell that I ran out of The Pot? 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 that reminds me i got some out in the garage that needs smoking 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 I'd have to say that most people are dumb. Or dumb and apathetic. “Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!” ........... George Carlin Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 SHit Spydie, Can I come over? I got a massive brain wedgie right now. Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 i found out my mom smokes last night. i was just surprised she did it in her room n not out side. always thought id be banned from the house if i were to smoke inside. if i had some to share id make make a trip for some Datsun talk paradime but im out until tamoro...youre not alone Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Gratitude EastBay Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 dude if you want to drive up from east bay which i'm guessing is so-cal, you go right ahead, i'll probably be asleep when you get here tomorrow. also, you gotta find me Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 but if it weren't for the whole distance thing i would offer some up considering my daughter is now in bed for the night and my headache (probably caffeine related) is getting to me Quote Link to comment
EastBay521 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 we have the nice weather not the nasty weather 1 Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Still be tomorrow before he got here considering Oregon is 3.5 hours away (been to eagle_adams crib one time) and I think Oregon is 5 or so hours wide, not sure been a bit since my trip to sak town Shit that was three and a half years ago Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 some people put these in and some take them out just another day at work 2 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Just a figure of speech flying out the ass of a grumpy old pot head. If I was really that hard up I'd bum some off my neighbor. I just needed to blow off some steam. Quote Link to comment
hobospyder Posted July 24, 2014 Report Share Posted July 24, 2014 Just a figure of speech flying out the ass of a grumpy old pot head. If I was really that hard up I'd bum some off my neighbor. I just needed to blow off some steam. i figured, but i would share, i'm nice like that, even if a bit odd Quote Link to comment
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