jrock4224 Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 go take a steamy shit on there porch...... when he comes over to ask why u did that ... say......'thats what its like to read your handwriting you illiterate fuck..., so fuck u and tell your girlfriend to stay off my lawn she gave it herpes walking barefoot on it .." if he persists ... "say u called the police, not for the noise but u hoped they found a meth lab on the premises cuz all the garbage in your yard really throws up some redflags man...." if none of that works when he comes over....just stare at him for 5 minutes while he talks and only keep repeatedly licking your lips....dont blink if u can Quote Link to comment
devilsbullet Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 skip ahead to 1:10, do this to them. 2 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would love to retaliate, however I would not put it past the tweeker fucks to mess with our vehicles, so I just get to laugh at all the suggestions you guys are giving me. Quote Link to comment
Kirden Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 skip ahead to 1:10, do this to them. Just flat out hilarious :rofl: Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 skip ahead to 1:10, do this to them. I wholly disapprove of this person. 1 Quote Link to comment
devilsbullet Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 I wholly disapprove of this person. that may be, but she's kinda cute, and funny as all hell. and the face works wonders lol 1 Quote Link to comment
CorAce Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 skip ahead to 1:10, do this to them. I see that face all the time when I try to pull a fast one with my girly. Quote Link to comment
jrock4224 Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 ^^^^I'd hit it.. 1 Quote Link to comment
72240z Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Hit it as long as she keeps her mouth shut lol, then never look backDID you call the cops on their party? Because if not and you know who wrote the note I would totally just ring the bell and set them straight. It doesnt have to be in a way that makes them want to hate and mess with you. It can be on more of a we're living on the same block why not chill the fuck out. Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 DID you call the cops on their party? Because if not and you know who wrote the note I would totally just ring the bell and set them straight. It doesnt have to be in a way that makes them want to hate and mess with you. It can be on more of a we're living on the same block why not chill the fuck out. as stated earlier I only call the fuzz when I have junkies stabbing themselves with syringes on my side street. I think it would be pointless to go talk to the person I ASSUME wrote the note because she seems to be mentally unstable and often drunk. If I was gonna fuck with her I would just anonymously call the cops at six in the morning and say I heard a bunch of yelling then a woman's screams being cut off by a loud bang. (I would seriously never do this) 1 Quote Link to comment
72240z Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 Ah sorry I missed that part. Sounds like a shitty situation. The worst I deal with is people not picking up their dogs shit. 1 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 I wholly disapprove of this person. that may be, but she's kinda cute, and funny as all hell. and the face works wonders lol . All I want is to see the back of her head. Quote Link to comment
vanmansam Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 All I want is to see the back of her head. Quote Link to comment
devilsbullet Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 . All I want is to see the back of her head. skip ahead to 26 seconds, you'll get your wish :rofl: personally I prefer around the 43 second mark tho. 1 Quote Link to comment
12honderd Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 hahaha i like were nismo dr is going! and its on the way home. i think we should all bring leaf blowers over as a canby pre meet sat morning and do work! im thinking 10-15 leaf blowers should be good. maybe a couple mowers and weed wackers too Quote Link to comment
converted_to_datsun Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 wtf do we need leaf blowers for? I'm lost... :confused: Quote Link to comment
devilsbullet Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 gotta read the whole thread my friend Quote Link to comment
72240z Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Blowies? yes we all need blowies Quote Link to comment
Ranman72 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 check your local laws but most areas you can mow your lawn blow your leaves build your house listen to your music from 7 am till 8 pm my old neighbor called the police on me one time and told them I caused her husbands death because I was so noisy she complained that I park my truck in my back yard at midnight and it was to loud she complained that I was driving a tractor in my back yard at 7 pm when the police showed up all was quiet because I was eating dinner the police told me I could run the tractor as much as I want till 8pm and I could park my truck in my back yard at any time I wanted sometimes noise restrictions are different for weekends If I was you I would mow my lawn and blow my leaves at the earliest time available and just for fun I would sometimes do it as late as possible too but in a accordance with your local laws your neighbor needs to write 100 sentences as neatly as possible I WILL MIND MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS FROM NOW ON AND LEARN TO WRITE UN NECESSARY LETTERS NEATLY 2 Quote Link to comment
Woody620 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 I cant stand stupid people.... Quote Link to comment
Parkinglotslider521 Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 That's like when I was living in the Hood while going to college, these dumbshits called the cops on me for revving my Talon 3 TIMES at 2:30pm on a Saturday. I had just The same crackheads that I had gotten into many near fights with for blasting music at 3 am every morning. They had a massive drug bust about 2 weeks later, all got locked up on coke charges. I win. And the ghetto cop that showed up and told me he was going to arrest me for "backtalking" him was mixed in all of it. He got arrested later. Double win. 1 Quote Link to comment
erichwaslike Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 are you sure the mexican comment was for the leaf blower and not those lights on the back of your truck? lol i kid... why is jrock writing you hate notes..... again kidding, dont get all bent jrock. id figure out how early/late and exactly how loud you can be and stay just on the legal side and give them the ratsun salute every now and then when mexican leaf blowing your lawn.... only time i leave notes is when ppl park in front of my shop door when there is a whole parking lot on either sid of my shop. "feel free to park in the public parking located to your left and right nad not block our bay door" and i always leave a card that has my name, shop name and number... feel free to come talk to me about it Quote Link to comment
Great_Escape Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 That note is amazing. It hurt my head just trying to read it. Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 That note is amazing. It hurt my head just trying to read it. Shows you how far the English language has deteriorated since cell phones came into the popular realm of existence! Yes. I am of the old classic school. I even could read "Beowolf" in the original early english, but the crap I see on the net leaves me astounded at the ineptitude of the language skills of the "current" generation. Mayby I should have learned Gaelic from my Grandmother, it sure as hell sounds better that the garbage I hear lately. "Slainte Gael!" 1 Quote Link to comment
laotsu Posted June 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm pretty sure the author is in her late 40's early 50's, but just as sure she's never even heard of Beowulf let alone read it. By the way ever read Le Morte D'arthur? Quote Link to comment
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