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Ratsun just got a lot funnier. Gizoogle

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#1 metalmonkey47



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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:30 PM

Seriously rolling at some of Gizoogle's translations. Basically, post a link to any webpage in the link below and it translates it to some gangsta shit yo!






Some pages look a little fucked up, but still readable. 



Wikipedia for example:


http://gizoogle.net/...Git Dis Shiznit

...seems to me we are being held hostage by these candy-ass pussy, limp wrist, hanky twisting, girly-man, cry when Forrest Gump's mom died, crystal gazing, Om chanting, sandal wearing, whiny voiced, oh I broke a nail, fucks.



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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:33 PM


Datsuns will 20 buck u to death

#3 dat77sun


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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:34 PM

just gizoogled your gizoogle post :P


http://gizoogle.net/...Git Dis Shiznit

my current 1982 720 4x4 build



my old 1984 720 4x4 build (R.I.P.)



my old 1977 620 kc build



the story of my 84 720 by SICK620


     Tyson felt the frosty wind flow through his grill and opened his headlights. He knew that according to the snow under his michelins, he had hit Colorado  Another trip, and once again towed behind big Bertha's smelly backside. Every backfire allowed Tyson to smell Bertha's cheap oil changes and rancid maverick gasoline. He knew there had been talk about him leaving, but he didn't know why. He had always been reliable, and to him it seemed they hadn't even really ran him. They had just hitched him up and there he stayed. A prisoner of the open road, how is that even possible Tyson thought. He had seen so much of the road yet so little. His tires were worn and he was old now, but he was still as fit as the Hardbodys and Tacomas. His brakes were still new, and so was his heart. The day came, and Tyson's title was signed over on his hood. Tyson wasn't sure what to think when the new man entered his cabin. All he knew was that the warm buns on his seat made him tingle, and when the man slowly inserted the key chills went up his drive shaft. Tyson exited the driveway and he knew what he had to do, He chirped his tires a little kicking rocks and debris on big Bertha's fat ass as he left under his own power..... The world now his to explore, Tyson loves to ride. He has seen the highway for far too many miles, and always would rather take a back road or trail. He wants to die being ran hard on country roads and mountain curves; and he never wants to see the backside of a Winnebago again! 


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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:44 PM

Lmfao I forgot all about this site

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:50 PM

If you don't give a fuck what tha fuck dis is, you probably shouldn't work on a cold-ass lil hoopty (or drive it even).

it get old tho, yo.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:59 PM

Yo Dawg,Itz Goooo..gle transl8ter fer us oldz dawgz :rofl:

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 10:27 PM





Before tha Datsun brand name came tha fuck into being, a automobile named tha DAT hoopty was built up in 1914... lolz

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 10:06 AM

:rofl:  :rofl: my mother fuckin' side hurts from laughing hard as a motherfucker yo!!!

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 02:59 PM

Turn yo non-datun parts tha fuck into chedda lol

I lke my cars old

My girls young

and i prefer both JDM                  8e226415-8be5-4bd0-ae93-4e4048959ebb_zps