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sorry to hear that bro man im actually pretty f uped myself the girls ibeen dating for more than 3 years just dumped me today man i felt like :poop: but fuck it man you have to move on theres many more out there and yeah is hard when you only have eyes for her but i got on my 620 drove through dowtown ATL and fuck man it was the greates feeling ever just me an my truck together made me forget about it all

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You have got to be kidding me.. this had better be a troll thread. "Should have spilled it when I could have"? Obsessing over a girl for 2 years? Starting threads like this is exactly why your friend got her and you're sharing your feelings with a bunch of dudes on a car forum, pining over something that hasn't a Datsun's chance in Mater's garage of happening.

 

You're a man. Quit acting like a woman. You just graduated college for Pete's sake. Why are you so focused on a girl that you're not even dating? You should be celebrating your accomplishment, having fun.

 

Get over it, work on your car, learn to be happy and content. Spend a little bit more time being interesting and doing things that you WANT to do, then she'd probably wishing SHE was with you, instead of her friend who beat her to the punch. In other words, if you are the type of guy women want to be with, they'll come after you. After 2 years, if nothing happened with you and this girl, you've been friend-zoned. If you don't back off, you can look forward to hearing alot of talk about how all your friend wants to do is have sex. Instead, distance yourself, and do your own thing. Don't follow them around, waiting for the break up and your chance to "tell all". If you want to salvage any chance, get a life and do your own thing. Date a few other girls(yes, there are more out there.. about 3 billion of em), and maybe she'll think you're actually capable of being with a woman. By that time, you should be over her, feeling ashamed of the wussiness that provoked you to start a thread like this. Good for you.

 

You just graduated college. Congratulations. Time to man up.

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Still young but a couple things I learned about girls, they like assholes, and they function nothing like my Datsun.

and tell the bitch you love her before she gets her V card taken by some other guy.

 

 

The girl I loved probably fucked my friend... I got over it fast, but learned.

and easy girls are never worth it, unless you like herpes....and butt lice...

 

 

 

 

 

You're like 16? And giving advice about women?

You're not quaified.

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You're not in love with her; you're in love with your illusion of her. The single best thing you can do is not give a fuck. By all means be good to her, but don't go out of your way to try and make her happy. Do your shit, and don't wait for her to "notice" you. The more pretty and "edgy" a chick is, the more she's used to guys bending over backwards to try and get her attention. You do what makes you happy, and if she gets a little off the edge of your gig, all the better. But if this chick hasn't done jack shit to command your respect other than show up, look good, and sing in a manner not entirely made of complete suck, she's hasn't earned your time. If you have to chase her now, there's a good chance you'll have to chase her later to keep her interested. And if she's actually decent and just genuinely not interested in you and you've made a fly by, then its time to pursue other pastures. If you've been a man with her about how you feel and she's declined your offerings, next ticket.

 

And don't be a douche. Immature, stupid bitches love douches. But at the end of the day, you're just a fucking embarrassment to your mama.

 

As seen in this awesome post: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-satisfying-cases-hecklers-getting-destroyed/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLDDGDiz6bg&feature=player_embedded

 

On the nose again, Hainz.

 

 

 

Dude, having been obsessed once or twice myself I can recognize it in others. If you haven't by now you never will or worse it's already too late. Imagine being stuck in a band with her every frigging day, wanting her, aching for her, crazy for her, stalking her, licking her microphone where she touched it last, being a door mat for her. Fuck that!!! Get out now and keep going. You'll get over it.

I owe you so many beers for the repeated lolz.

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