You know you own a Datsun when.............

[craZee]

You know you own a Datsun when almost any part from one car will fit all of the other Datsuns you have.

[jun]

...you're sitting in a meeting at work and the person next to you says "you smell like gas"

[Laecaon]

...your idea of fun is the junkyard.

[RedBanner]

.. you go to party, drop ignition switch in fish bowl. :cool:

[RedBanner]

... If you know whats best for you!

[RedBanner]

You know your a datsun owner when....

Bias ply tires IMPROVE the ride...

[RedBanner]

....... when the intervention starts

[Guest kamakazi620]

............Your glovebox is full of 10a and 15a fuses

[RedBanner]

... Your anti theft device, is a wire nut.

... The only thing you can say to the honduh guy is "nice seats" or "my kids like angry birds too"

 

.... Chuck norris says you are.

... Some one says "florfrollorf oics moaw!!" And theres no question at all what they ment

.... Your replacement emblem cost more than 2 more cars

.... You fear heavy rain might dent your ride

.... Big wheels = 14s

[KC Phirus]

You live on Main St and race around your yard because you don't have insurance yet.

3 pumps stops it, you'll bleed the brakes later.

[DatWifey]

- you get more excited at the mention of Canby than most people get when they're going to Disneyland.

 

- your Datto is ratty and you're damn proud of it!

[Guest kamakazi620]

Youknow you own a 620 when............................You drive a different car/truck and first stop sign/light you lock the brakes up..

[Guest kamakazi620]

........Your idea of "modern car" is a KA'd 510

[pl521sss]

...you can precisely recite the make, model and year of every non-original part on your car (at least 20) but can't remember your kid's birthday or your anniversary.

 

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Good one!!

 

 

You know you own a Datsun when you can spot a car\truck from a mile away based on the original paint (spotted bamboo tan 521 this morning)

.... when you tell your passengers not to slam the door even if you're driving newer cars

.....when you're a AAA roadside assistance member to haul your next project home

.....when you have bad dreams, first thing you check is your garage

.....when you ask your date if her place is safe to park vintage car, otherwise you ask her to pick you up instead (I've done it)

[KC Phirus]

Youknow you own a 620 when............................You drive a different car/truck and first stop sign/light you lock the brakes up..

 

When you heel and toe a 2010 silverado on a hill

[five_ten]

you know you're a datsun owner when your phone, ipod, and laptop/computer all have datsun wallpapers on them

[RedBanner]

.... You have a driving hood, a party hood, and a hood hangin from a tree in the back yard couse it aint ripe yet.

[RedBanner]

.... You check all the sticker bushes.... For cars.

[KC Phirus]

You get caught trespassing and say "Sorry sir just looking for Datsuns"

[DRIVEN]

...you don't buy parts - you trade for them.

...hybrid owners are jealous of your MPG.

...your insurance company can't write a policy because your car "doesn't exist".

...a crack in your windshield = total loss.

...a Harbor Freight "tube-O-bungees" is roadside service coverage.

...you've pushed it home just to deny that it's "unreliable".

...you've purchased entire cars just for one of it's parts.

...paid less for a car than the change found under the seats.

...a 5 gallon can in the trunk/bed is your gas tank.

...you've heard, "Cute car. Does it come in your size?"

[Ranman72]

you know you own a datsun when you can fill it with premium fuel for under 45 dollars

 

you also know you own a datsun when your friends have keys that will start your car and theirs

 

you know you own a datsun when you go to swap meets to sell parts so you can buy more

[KC Phirus]

 

...your insurance company can't write a policy because your car "doesn't exist".

 

Too true

 

you also know you own a datsun when your friends have keys that will start your car and theirs

 

I've got stacks of datsun keys from my dads old cars. You never know.

 

 

You get halfway through the body work and stop because it looks like shit and you like it.

[Guest 510kamikazifreak]

You know you own a Datsun when : Both home and cell numbers have the model number of the datsun you own in it, and when you have owned over 100 of the same model datsun

[king bee66]

...girls think its a cute car, but wont ride in it because its not "safe"

[RedBanner]

 

 

you know you own a datsun when you drive to swap meets and sell parts off your car so you can buy more parts

done it..