paradime Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 When you enter "parts" in your Food Stamps application under "List of Assets". When you are secretly admired, but outwardly shunned when pulling into a Hot Rod show. Suck it Bitches! 2 Quote Link to comment
UnderControl Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 You add an easter egg to your company's website that allows you to browse ratsun while "working"...how I made this post. We've got another one for playing javascript based NES games. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 When you'er not compensating for the sized of you dick with the size of your truck. 3 Quote Link to comment
Janksun Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 When wiping your ass hurts because you jammed your thumb into something while working on your datsun. When you work on your datsun and don't bust any knuckles and think Wtf? Quote Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 When you have to wait until your tax return shows up to get your parts 2 Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 You notice that when driving naked, your cock DOES look larger. The Ford F350 diesel that just passed you in a cloud of black weighs three times what your 710 weighs..... .... but you are three times cooler than him. 1 Quote Link to comment
Dguy210 Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 your ass hurts because you jammed your thumb into something only part of this sentence I saw :rofl: but with the topic of the thread.... When on vacation you check row52 for which of the closest junkyards have Datsun parts... 1 Quote Link to comment
mikeanike99 Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 You leave your truck alone idling for more then a minute and start to get scared 2 Quote Link to comment
Datsfrodo Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 When you have done this many repairs since the start of this year........ 1)replaced a bad pcm.2) Replaced the rear hard brake line (because the ka trans rubbed a hole threw it. 3) replaced the rear brake lines (leaking) 4) replaced the battery. 5) replaced the fuel pump( died) 6) burned 3 outa my 4 free tow's for this year. And today she died on my way back to work from lunch. And yet I still love my car. But I should get a new daily driver... Quote Link to comment
tr8er Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 ^wrong conclusion. Quote Link to comment
mikeanike99 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 *need to fix your current daily Quote Link to comment
MikeRL411 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 *need to fix your current daily As I told my wife many years ago, "My old Datsun is the car I use to go get parts to fix your 'good' car!" 4 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 When you realize the car you thought you owned actually owns you. When you're tempted to add your Datsun as a dependent on your tax returns. 4 Quote Link to comment
Datsfrodo Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Well the last 4 years my dime has only needed 1 fuel injector and maintenance. This year she seems to be a attention whore. Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When your other car is a Datsun When your friends always think you'er into huffing gas.... and one day you realize their right 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When you get pulled over for DUI and the cops fine your blood gas level is .9 Quote Link to comment
floyd17 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 when everyone who knows you is scared to mention anything about your car or theirs, because they know you will go on for hours about your affectionately titled, "shitbox" for hours. when you smell burning oil and you take it as an indicator that the engine is warmed up and running well. when you have to pump the clutch 20 times before you pull off, so you actually have a usable clutch. when you cant walk away from it without turning around, looking at it, and saying, "damn.. I really need to pain this thing.." while smiling. when your friends avoid general conversation with you. when your datsun nut dad gets tired of you talking about datsuns. i could keep going for hours. :rofl: 2 Quote Link to comment
datson4life Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When u cruise in 4th gear for a while and forget u have a 5th gear cause ur other 521 only has only 4 gears 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When 100% of your vast library (of 8 books) are repair manuals. When ON ONE believes you when you say you banged your girlfriend in the back seat of your car. 1 Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 when you spot a datsun for sale and try and figure out who's place you can store it at so you don't get in trouble from the significant other for buying "another rust bucket." 3 Quote Link to comment
Royal Sierra Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 when you spot a datsun for sale and try and figure out who's place you can store it at so you don't get in trouble from the significant other for buying "another rust bucket." I buy THEN worry about where I'm gonna store it I have my VW stored at work..I just move it every couple days 1 Quote Link to comment
paradime Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When you have three different keys for the same car. Quote Link to comment
Z chopper Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 When you have three different keys for the same car. or one key for 3 different cars 1 Quote Link to comment
mikeanike99 Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 or one key for 3 different cars Like a key for a 620 that works in a hardbody 4x4..... Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted May 3, 2014 Report Share Posted May 3, 2014 You have a 2x4 e brake. 1 Quote Link to comment
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