metalmonkey47 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 (edited) What you'll need: 1: cup of freshly browned sausage 1: can of mushrooms 1 :can of black olives 1: can of pizza sauce 1: jar of jalapeños 1: loving wife/girlfriend 1: roll of pizza dough 2345: Packs of pepperoni OPTIONAL 1: pack of cheese (for those who aren't allergic) A: You start by laying out your pizza dough as you would your woman, by gently laying it across a flat surface, and then beating it to a pulp, as to help compress the dough and spread evenly. B: Next step is to slather out the pizza sauce with a BIG fucking spoon because you're a bawse like that. Make a big nice layer so you can go swimming in it before laying the next ingredients. C: Next step is to lay down 10 layers of pepperoni so that the sauce is squishing out the side like the squirrels brains that you hit in your Datsun last night. D: Put down plentiful amounts of the olives, jalapeños, and mushrooms to your liking. Then follow up with another thin layer of pepperoni. Put in the oven at 450 degrees until nice and crispy. Pull out, and enjoy! Just like with your wife last night. Make sure afterwards you go sit in your Datsun for a while with some pepto. You will be flying high soon. If you haven't already, start praying because if you don't your anus will be inverted soon. After you're done, post your experience. ENJOY Edited January 12, 2011 by metalmonkey47 Quote Link to comment
Monkeygirl47 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 OMG! & sometimes I do wonder if my man is on drugs?! hahaa I love you:D. 1 Quote Link to comment
erichwaslike Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 nom nom nom!!! Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 OMG! & sometimes I do wonder if my man is on drugs?! hahaa I love you:D. uhhh, shrooms dear, read the ingredients Quote Link to comment
erichwaslike Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 really ur drinking smart water? c'mon meow Quote Link to comment
Monkeygirl47 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Oh please! hhaa:D. Your a goober! & you turn around & say i'm the crackhead? I'll remember that next time! :D. Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Did you just post pics of an inverted you know what?? Naw man , looks good. Time for a midnight snack...... Quote Link to comment
metalmonkey47 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 really ur drinking smart water? c'mon meow Quote Link to comment
jefe de jefes Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Isn't it like 3am where your at? Sleepy time Im out. Quote Link to comment
Guest DatsuNoob Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Dude, that's epic 3:30 drunken rampage food right there. I'd eat the shit outta some of that Quote Link to comment
PurePontiacKid Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 in for youtube compilation of farts into a song. Quote Link to comment
hellamikey Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 OMG! & sometimes I do wonder if my man is on drugs?! hahaa I love you:D. 1 Quote Link to comment
Monkeygirl47 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Your too funny:D! Quote Link to comment
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