banzai510(hainz) Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Ask this guy cause I dont know how he does it Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 unkept hair, full beard, greasy Datsun shirts, drive old cars.... uhh... I will ask him. He's always turning women down because he already has a girlfriend. Those hot chicks won't even take me as a 2nd choice! :( ...must be the 350Z Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Not only does he pull hotties, but he has one that supports his hobby! That's a fuckin' anomoly (sp?) in itself! Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 she's a vampire though. I hear vampires are easy :D Quote Link to comment
BEEBANI Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Well played sir! She is gonna kill you in your sleep though, you know!? Quote Link to comment
Bleach Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 OOPS! and I was just about to call her and ask a favor.... maybe Icehouse won't tell her about this post. :D Quote Link to comment
hang_510 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 unkept hair, full beard, greasy Datsun shirts, drive old cars.... uhh... guess its time for me to stop shaving :P the goatee doesnt seem to be doing it for them :rolleyes: its the beauty and the beast syndrome Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted September 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Jeff told me. hainz if you want to pick up chicks . You got to do like me. I said,Whats that? Jeff said,get a Patato and put it in your pants. well so I did, Well a couple weeks later he asked. How it went. I said, well I did every thing like you said. Datsun Shirt, dont wash ,shave ect..... and had the patato in my pants. But the chicks were running away laughing at me. Jeffs says, Show me how you mounted the patato. So I showed him. He started laughing too. He says in typical Jeff fashion, Dude, YOU GOT TO PUT THE PATATO IN FRONT OF YOUR PANTS not the back !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 That is funnier than Jeff is greasy :D Quote Link to comment
Jason Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 OMG, I just sprayed coffee all over the front of my moniter :D! I can't stop laughing, Hainz, you da man! Shouldn't you be tryin' a cucumber though ;)? Quote Link to comment
datsunfreak Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Ask this guy cause I dont know how he does it Have you seen his celebration dance when he wins a trophy at a Datsun car show? That's bound to pull the wool... Quote Link to comment
tangent Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Admins check the deleted msg... LMAO Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Ah-ha-ha-ha Git yer paws of her!! Quote Link to comment
Pacific coast Datsun Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 what a classic pic! i get that look after my 2 days off but my wife usually wont go near me :D Quote Link to comment
Thomas Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Jeff's just got that Grizzly Adams appeal. Women love Grizzly. :) she's a vampire though. I hear vampires are easy :D http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=149883900 Quote Link to comment
datsun dreamer Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Alright guy's, I just asked my wife if I still had "GAME" and she looked at me and laughed and said "GAME OVER" :( Maybe it was my approach:rolleyes:!!!!! Quote Link to comment
Icehouse Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Damn that was a great photo of me :D Hainz I see you have tried the shrunk hat trick, where everything around it looks much bigger... Quote Link to comment
banzai510(hainz) Posted September 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 My exgirlfriend said, I had BIG Hands. But really it was small weiner!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment
]2eDeYe Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Tangent you are a dirty man....to funny :D Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 :DIs it just me or does the guy who doesnt cut jis hair and beard thru the whole movie "Knocked-Up" look just like Jeff!!?? Quote Link to comment
RB_Shaggs Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 i just watch that movie it was hillarious we should start playing the same game with jeff.... Quote Link to comment
69FJWagon Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 My exgirlfriend said, I had BIG Hands.But really it was small weiner!!!!!!!!!! My ex told me I had a small weiner too, so I put it in her *** !. Her response was "OUCH that hurts dont do that !" my response " guess it aint that small is it :D " Quote Link to comment
DatDoug Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 This is the guy from "Knocked-Up" I was talkin bout.[/img] Quote Link to comment
datzenmike Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 My ex told me I had a small weiner too, so I put it in her *** !. Her response was "OUCH that hurts dont do that !" my response " guess it aint that small is it :D " My first g/f said she'd rather be tickled to death than stabbed. Quote Link to comment
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